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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • Reply to: I Wish I Could Talk to My Dad

    Inspired by a mate whose dad recently died, Kev Quirk shared his own experience of his father's death, and a particular ritual of his reminded me of one of my own.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • There was a dartboard here, once. πŸŽ―πŸ‘»

    Full image of Two lines of holes cover a portion of a light green wall, with a rectangular gap between them, under a protruding screw, where perhaps a tray shelf was once mounted.
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    Two lines of holes cover a portion of a light green wall, with a rectangular gap between them, under a protruding screw, where perhaps a tray shelf was once mounted.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • What breaks when one of your developers leaves?

    On Friday, I said goodbye to a colleague as she left us after most of a decade with the company. Then this morning, all hell broke loose on some production servers.

    Full image of DataDog graph marked to show a co-worker's departure on Friday evening being immediately followed by a flurry of errors which then stopped for the weekend before coming back in force on Monday morning.
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    DataDog graph marked to show a co-worker's departure on Friday evening being immediately followed by a flurry of errors which then stopped for the weekend before coming back in force on Monday morning.

    It turns out that the API key that connected our application to our feature flag management platform was associated with her account, and hadn't shown up in the exit audit.

    Let this be your reminder to go check where, if anywhere, your applications are using person-specific keys where they should be using generic ones!

    • Note
    • posted 20 April, 2026
  • Dan hangs from a tree; a cache container is barely visible in the background.

    Found GCBN167 Ivy Believe It's Up There!

    This afternoon I'm acting as backup driver for my partner Ruth, who's walking the length of the Thames Path by (very gradual) instalments. A delightful tree climb soon gave me this great cache container!

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    • to GCBN167
    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Did not find GC3KQK2 RRR10

    A little sad to DNF this cache which is probably just well-hidden, but I've only got limited time to hunt as I'm the backup driver for this segment of a walk down the entire length of the Thames Path.

    Read more (39 words)

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    • to GC3KQK2
    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Some pissed old fart reading a newspaper called "The Hammersmith Bugle" with the headline "No news shocker..."

    Finding the right Bottom Hole paper

    Terence Eden takes us on a rabbithole of trying to work out what actual newspaper formed the basis of the newspaper prop in an episode of Bottom, and it makes an amusing ride-along.

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    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • I took the dog out for a walk from the Chicory House yesterday. At one point, we found ourselves on a familiar-looking footpath: I couldn't place exactly why I'd been there before. Geocaching, possibly: I couldn't see any on the map but perhaps they'd been since archived?

    Fortunately, I maintain a personal tracklog of virtually everywhere I've been in the last decade or two, so I was able to run a quick query and discover that I'd walked out here on a geohashing expedition in 2024.

    Personal location tracking continues to be awesome. Being able to both forwards-search ("where was I on this date?") and reverse-search ("when was I last within this area?") unlocks a wealth of aides mΓ©moire that are otherwise hard to come by.

    It's hard to sell people on the idea, probably because it's a slow-burner - you need lots of data before it starts to pay off! - but I still recommend it.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Paper-based sketch showing an 'unwinnable' deck of 'five suit' FlopFlop, formed by stacking the cards in a strict reverse order to make it as hard as possible.

    FlipFlop Solitaire's Deck-Generation Secret

    I enjoy a mobile game called FlipFlop Solitaire, which provides a few thousand pre-seeded decks that are guaranteed "winnable". This blew my mind for a little while - how can you be sure that these shuffles are all winnable? But then I worked out a way to achieve exactly that result... by thinking in reverse!

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1458 words)

    • Article
    • posted 18 April, 2026
  • Today, for the first time ever, I reached the end of a roll if dental floss without first losing or giving up on it.

    • Note
    • posted 17 April, 2026
  • As if I hadn't suffered enough "flood damage" this year, I started my first workday since rebuilding my home office setup - hour the first time in months! - in our rental... by pouring a cup of coffee into my keyboard. 😱

    Full image of A desktop computer keyboard inverted over a kitchen sink, with many of its keycaps scattered around.
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    A desktop computer keyboard inverted over a kitchen sink, with many of its keycaps scattered around.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 16 April, 2026
  • A white man with blue hair tied up in a ponytail sits at a basic pine desk in a garden office, decorated with wallpaper showing toucans. In front of him are two laptops and a large monitor. He holds a black mug in his hand, as if about to drink from it.

    Chicory, Coffee, and Code

    Now that we've finished our move into the Chicory House, I have for the first time in over two months been able to set up my preferred coding environment... with a proper monitor on a proper desk with a proper office chair. Bliss!

    • Note
    • posted 15 April, 2026
  • Graph showing my salary history: the same data as is in the table above.

    My Salary History

    Inspired by Jeremy Keith doing the same, I've made the salary history of my career transparent.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (479 words)

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    • posted 15 April, 2026
  • A goldfinch sits on a leafy branch.

    Good morning, Goldfinch

    A goldfinch came to my bedroom window to say hi, this morning. Good morning, Goldfinch!

    Read more - about 1 minutes (15 words)

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    • posted 14 April, 2026
  • Reverse side of my wallet showing my regular house key folded-out from its special spot, and the Chicory House key attached to the hook.

    Chicory Keys

    There's a special spot in my wallet where my "front door key" lives, but - despite the practical reasons to do so - I've resisted adding the Chicory House key in that spot. Instead, I've found myself keeping it in the "secondary key" spot, as a tiny reminder that the current state of affairs is a temporary one.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (596 words)

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 13 April, 2026
  • A moderately tidy kitchen with faux-marble countertops, under free on which an open large cardboard box can be seen. In the distance, a conservatory contains a small dining table cluttered with computer equipment.

    Unpacked Kitchen

    Today's mission in what we're calling the Chicory House - our home while our actual house gets repaired - was to unpack the kitchen. I think it's looking pretty good!

    (The cardboard box you can see contains pans we brought with us that turn out to be incompatible with the induction hobs at the Chicory House, boo!)

    Next weekend's mission will be to set myself up a workspace that isn't the conservatory dining table. 😬

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    • posted 12 April, 2026

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