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Month: June 2026

  • I want my friends to have blogs too

    Daniel loves blogs and loves blogging, but wishes that more of the people in his 'real life' blogged too. I get it, Daniel!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (479 words)

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 9 June, 2026
  • AI is not a person

    And it's important to remember that. Chris Ferdinandi has some direct words, and I expand upon them.

    Read more (295 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 9 June, 2026
  • Close-up of the F4 key of a multi-function slim wireless keyboard, showing a 'moon' icon. Of the other visible function keys, F3 shows 'fast forward', F5 shows 'hourglass', F6 shows what appears to be an illustration of a supercollider spinning up, and so on.

    I Hate (Most) Keyboard 'Fn' Keys

    Sometimes keyboards come with a 'Fn' key that allows some of their context-sensitive keys to do particular general-purpose functions. Sometimes these are implemented in careful, considerate and configurable ways... and other times they just make me want to throw the keyboard out of the window.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1151 words)

    • Article
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    • 15 comments
    • posted 9 June, 2026
  • 115 days since our house flood, the beginnings of the very first of the remedial works are taking place. Today, builders will drill through and lift part of a cracked poured-concrete foundation to work out what's beneath and whether it's stable enough to lay a new floor on top of. Also, somebody's coming around to quote for the laying of new floors (and we'll see if their numbers line up with those estimated by the insurance company).

    Full image of Several vehicles parked in the rain on the rural residential driveway of 'The Green'.
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    Several vehicles parked in the rain on the rural residential driveway of 'The Green'.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 8 June, 2026
  • Close-up of a skewed Google-style search bar with a query ending 'am i crazy?', with a prominent rainbow-bordered 'AI Mode' button.

    So Unbelievable it Sounds Like you Googled It

    DeGoogling is so... 2010s. Let's make the 2020s the decade where we redefine Google as a verb. In the age of AI-first search, "to Google" now ought to give a nod to the accuracy and ethical issues posed by making AI into people's first experience of Web search.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (480 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 7 June, 2026
  • "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."

    Full image of A fawn-coloured French Bulldog wrapped in a blanket in a way reminiscent of robes. This, combined with her wrinkled features, makes her look a little like Yoda.
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    A fawn-coloured French Bulldog wrapped in a blanket in a way reminiscent of robes. This, combined with her wrinkled features, makes her look a little like Yoda.

    • Note
    • posted 7 June, 2026
  • A large, L-shaped office desk with thick motorised metal legs lies on its edge, upright, in a bare concrete-floored home office.

    F-Day plus 113

    It's been 113 days since my house flooded and it's almost time for repair work to start! But first, I've got some repair work of my own to do: to a desk that needs moving and to a laptop that's misbehaving.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 6 June, 2026
  • Working with an old codebase today, I moved a method from one file to another. CI was happy.

    Then I realised the method didn't have any automated tests, so I wrote one. It turns out its entire (new) file didn't have any, so my change would improve test coverage. Nice.

    But it didn't. CI complained that test coverage had dropped. Wait, what? All I did was move some code and add a unit test.

    Then I realised that the coverage analysis tool was only counting files that actually contained any tested code. By adding a test to part of a previously-untested file, that file became part of the scored codebase. Uh-oh.

    Looked deeper. Turns out the code coverage tool was also counting the test files themselves as being part of the code-under-test.

    Fixed all of the above. Code coverage score dropped by about 40%. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    Now I've got more work to do.

    Happy Friday. Check what your coverage tool is inspecting, folks.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 5 June, 2026
  • Got to say, it's very sporting of AWS to make compliance with their terms of service and acceptable use policy optional.

    Full image of Screenshot of dropdown field labelled 'Will you will comply with AWS Service Terms and AUP - optional', currently set to 'Yes'. The label is saying that the field is optional, but the joke is that it sounds like complying with the terms of service is optional.
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    Screenshot of dropdown field labelled 'Will you will comply with AWS Service Terms and AUP - optional', currently set to 'Yes'. The label is saying that the field is optional, but the joke is that it sounds like complying with the terms of service is optional.

    • Note
    • posted 3 June, 2026
  • Image representing post: Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked

    Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked

    Meta decided to replace a lot of their tech support with a chatbot. Which meant giving that chatbot the power to manipulate data. Which meant, to the surprise of nobody whatsoever, that hackers tricked the chatbot into giving them access to other people's accounts.

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    • of this original
    • posted 2 June, 2026
  • Note to self: ignore search results that say to install a plugin; the absolute fastest way to send a test email from a WordPress/ClassicPress installation (assuming you're using WP-CLI) is just to run something like:

    wp eval 'wp_mail("recipient@example.com", "Test Email", "A test email from WP-CLI");'

    • Note
    • posted 1 June, 2026
  • Screengrab from a YouTube video showing a white woman with brown-and-red hair saying "please see the FAQs for any questions you have have around deed polls[sic] and the rules." alongside a logo for "Change Names".

    The "ChangeNames.co.uk" Scam

    Today, somebody who's running a scammy personal information collection campaign hidden beneath the veneer of a buggy free deed poll service that competes with my better, ethical free deed poll service... emailed me to ask if I'd advertise theirs for them. Wow.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (963 words)

    • Article
    • 11 comments
    • posted 1 June, 2026

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