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Year: 2025

  • Pencil sketch of a dog chasing its own tail.

    Dogspinner

    Dogspinner - by Lu Wilson and Flora Caulton - is the Monday morning distraction you didn't know you needed.

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    • of this original
    • posted 13 October, 2025
  • Lowriders & websites

    Praise for a blog post by Adam Stoddard, defending the handcrafting of software even where it serves no direct purpose other than the satisfaction of its creator.

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    • of this original
    • posted 13 October, 2025
  • I'd never put much thought into it before but a slow cooker is basically the opposite of an air frier.

    They're both relatively small (compared to an oven) hot boxes for cooking food. But an air frier uses the small space to contain as much energy as possible in thir vicinity of the food, while the slow cooker aims to maintain as low a temperature as possible until the food finally cooks itself out of boredom.

    Full image of A seared shoulder of pork rubbed with spices sits in a syrupy cider mix atop some sliced white onions in a slow cooker pot.
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    A seared shoulder of pork rubbed with spices sits in a syrupy cider mix atop some sliced white onions in a slow cooker pot.

    Anyway, this is going to be pulled pork in like 8-10 hours. ๐Ÿ˜‹

    • Note
    • posted 12 October, 2025
  • An email spam inbox. A significant number of detected spam messages have the subject line "PAY OR BE EXPOSED" but have different senders.

    Do Contact Forms Attract More Spam than Email Addresses?

    David Bushell, Luke Harris, and Kev Quirk all shared how they got less spam from exposing their email addresses on their personal websites than they did through their contact forms. That's not my experience, though, and I think I know why...

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    • posted 11 October, 2025
  • Did I just rank my LPG provider 10/10, or 1/10? I genuinely don't know.

    Full image of Slider from a web questionnaire, asking "In a scale of 0 to 10: How likely are you to recommend Flogas for bulk gas?". The slider below, though, is a scale from 0 to 100, not 0 to 10. The value 10 is selected on the slider, but this is only one-tenth of the way along its length.
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    Slider from a web questionnaire, asking "In a scale of 0 to 10: How likely are you to recommend Flogas for bulk gas?". The slider below, though, is a scale from 0 to 100, not 0 to 10. The value 10 is selected on the slider, but this is only one-tenth of the way along its length.

    • Note
    • posted 9 October, 2025
  • Whenever I'm writing a rhyme,
    I can't do the third and fourth line.
    Dah-de-da-dah-duh,
    Dah-de-de-dah-duh.
    But somehow it still works out fine.

    • Note
    • posted 8 October, 2025
  • Rachel Riley, wearing a pink and black dress, stands in front of a partially-filled Countdown board showing the letters 'DANQ.ME'.

    Impossible Countdown

    Are there any tilesets that can be legitimately drawn during Countdown's Letters Game for which there exist no English words? I began writing a program to try to find the worst possible deals, but then found a series of heuristic shortcuts that meant I could find one with just a few minutes thought... because it turns out computers aren't always the right answer!

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    • 5 comments
    • posted 5 October, 2025
  • I'm looking at a listing for a ยผ" to โ…" screw adapter, for which the seller warns that I should "please allow 1-3cm error".

    A 3cm error would mean that a โ…" screw could result in a screw thread anywhere between 1โ…˜" and... minus half an inch, I guess? (I don't even know how to make the concept of negative lengths fit into my brain.)

    I suppose this seller could send me an empty envelope and declare that it contained an infinitesimally small adapter. At which point... I'd be the one that was screwed!

    Full image of Highlighted item description from an eBay listing. The highlighted section shows that the listing is for a quarter inch to a five-eighth of an inch adapter made of a premium aluminium alloy, and that the buyer should "please allow 1-3cm error due to manual measurement".
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    Highlighted item description from an eBay listing. The highlighted section shows that the listing is for a quarter inch to a five-eighth of an inch adapter made of a premium aluminium alloy, and that the buyer should "please allow 1-3cm error due to manual measurement".

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    • posted 1 October, 2025
  • Image representing post: Egencia Mailing List Accessibility

    Egencia Mailing List Accessibility

    A special level of accessibility failure on Egencia's mailing list subscription management page: the labels for choosing which individual mailing lists to subscribe to are properly-configured, but the "unsubscribe all" one isn't. Click the words "unsubscribe all" and... nothing happens.

    But it gets better: try keyboard-navigating through the form, and it's hard not to unsubscribe from everything, even if you didn't want to! As soon as the "unsubscribe all" checkbox gets focus, you get instantly unsubscribed: no interaction necessary.

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    • posted 1 October, 2025
  • A Zimbabwean one hundred trillion dollar bill; the bill's iconography have been replaced with the glaring red eye of HAL 9000 from Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey' and a stylized, engraving-style portrait of Sam Altman.

    The real (economic) AI apocalypse is nigh

    Cory Doctorow paints a bleak picture of the future world economy in the aftermath of the bursting of the AI bubble. I agree that we're in a bubble, but I'm slightly more-optimistic that we can survive it without a total economic catastrophe.

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    • of this original
    • posted 30 September, 2025
  • We made it to the end of another Bleptember, with a photo every day of my especially-bleppy young doggo.

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog in a teal jumper lies in a soft brown dog bed in the corner of an office. She looks over her shoulder at the photographer, her tongue sticking pretty-much entirely out in a long blep. In front of her, a handwritten sign is marked with a pawprint and a heart and the words 'Happy Bleptember 2025! See you next year!'
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    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog in a teal jumper lies in a soft brown dog bed in the corner of an office. She looks over her shoulder at the photographer, her tongue sticking pretty-much entirely out in a long blep. In front of her, a handwritten sign is marked with a pawprint and a heart and the words 'Happy Bleptember 2025! See you next year!'

    Thanks for coming along for the ride. See you next year!

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 30 September, 2025
  • Somehow, even when she's alert and focussed, our dog's bleppy tongue makes her look at least a little bit dopey.

    It's the Twenty-Ninth of Bleptember; we're almost done for another year!

    Full image of A champagne-coloured French Bulldog, with her tongue sticking our, sits upright in a dog bed in the corner of an office.
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    A champagne-coloured French Bulldog, with her tongue sticking our, sits upright in a dog bed in the corner of an office.

    • Note
    • posted 29 September, 2025
  • It's a little wet and miserable this Twenty-Eighth of Bleptember, but what really perturbed this bleppy doggo was somebody she didn't recognise moving a wheelie-bin outside their house. What could they want? Can they be trusted? Might they have ham? ๐Ÿถ

    Full image of At the end of a lead on a wet suburban pavement, a French Bulldog wearing a teal jumper and harness stares into the middle distance, her tongue sticking out.
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    At the end of a lead on a wet suburban pavement, a French Bulldog wearing a teal jumper and harness stares into the middle distance, her tongue sticking out.

    • Note
    • posted 28 September, 2025
  • Sometimes people connect my unusual name to popular culture. They say things like "Oh, Q like James Bond?" or "Oh, Q like Star Trek?".

    I think their choice of franchise tells me more about them than they learn from my answer, which is usually "No, Q like the set of rational numbers."

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 28 September, 2025
  • Sometimes you're Just Tired. It's been a long week. Happy Twenty-Seventh of Bleptember.

    Full image of A half-asleep French Bulldog lies on her side with her tongue resting on the laminate wooden floor.
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    A half-asleep French Bulldog lies on her side with her tongue resting on the laminate wooden floor.

    • Note
    • posted 27 September, 2025

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