15 October, 2025

This post advocates minimizing dependencies in web pages that you do not directly control. It conflates dependencies during build time and dependencies in the browser. I maintain that they are essentially the same thing, that both have the same potential problems, and that the solution is the snappy new acronym HtDTY – Host the Damn Thing Yourself.

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If your resources are large enough to cause a problem if you Host the Damn Things Yourself then consider finding ways to cut back on their size. Or follow my related advice – HtDToaSYHaBRW IMCYMbT(P)WDWYD : Host the Damn Thing on a Service You Have A Business Relationship With, It May Cost You Money But They (Probably) Won’t Dick With Your Data.

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Andrew Stephens, in It Is A War Out There – Take Control of Your Supply Lines with HtDTY

Host the Damn Thing Yourself (HtDTY) is an excellent suggestion; I’ve been a huge fan of the philosophy for ages, but I like this acronym. (I wish it was pronounceable, but you can’t have everything.)

Andrew’s absolutely right, but I’m not even sure he’s expressed all the ways in which he’s right. Here are my reasons to HtDTY, especially for frontend resources:

Security: As Andrew observes, you can’t protect against supply chain attacks if your supply chain wide open to exploitation. And I’m glad that he points out that version pinning doesn’t protect you from this (although subsource integrity can).
Privacy: Similarly, Andrew nailed this one. If you host your fonts on Google Fonts, for example, you’re telling one of the biggest data-harvesting companies on the Internet who’s accessing your website. Don’t do that (in that specific example, google-webfonts-helper is your friend).
Resilience: Every CDN and third-party service you depend upon is another single-point-of-failure. Sure, Azure has much better uptime than your site… but it still goes down and not necessarily at the same times as your site does! And it’s not just about downtime. What if your user’s government poisons the DNS to block the CDN? What if the user’s privacy tools block your CDN’s domain (whether rightly, for the privacy reasons described above, or wrongly)? What if, y’know, you were hosting your images on Imgur but that’s not available in your users’ country? These are all real examples that happen in the real world. Why would you choose to make your site less-reliable by loading jQuery from a CDN rather than just… downloading a copy?
Performance: Andrew rightly deconstructs the outdated argument that CDN caching improves your site’s performance. Edge caching might, in some circumstances, but still has the problems listed above. But this argument can go further than Andrew’s observation that CDNs aren’t that much of a benefit… because sticking to just one domain name means (a) fewer DNS lookups, (b) fewer TLS handshakes, (c) better compression, if e.g. your JavaScript assets are bundled or at least delivered in the same pipeline, and (d) all the benefits of HTTP/2 and HTTP/3, like early hints, pipelining, etc. Nowadays, it can often be faster to not-use a CDN (depending on lots of factors), in addition to all the above benefits.

So yeah: HtDTY. I dig it.

Scroll art is a form of ASCII art where a program generates text output in a command line terminal. After the terminal window fills, it begins to scroll the text upwards and create an animated effect. These programs are simple, beautiful, and accessible as programming projects for beginners. The SAM is a online collection of several scroll art examples.

Here are some select pieces:

Zig-zag, a simple periodic pattern in a dozen lines of code.

Orbital Travels, sine waves intertwining.

Toggler, a woven triangular pattern restricted to two characters.

Proton Stream, a rapid, chaotic lightning pattern.

There are two limitations to most scroll art:

Program output is limited to text (though this could include emoji and color.)

Once printed, text cannot be erased. It can only scroll up.

But these restrictions compel creativity. The benefit of scroll art is that beginner programmers can create scroll art apps with a minimal amount of experience. Scroll art requires knowing only the programming concepts of print, looping, and random numbers. Every programming langauge has these features, so scroll art can be created in any programming language without additional steps. You don’t have to learn heavy abstract coding concepts or configure elaborate software libraries.

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Al Sweigart, in The Scroll Art Museum

Okay, so: scroll art is ASCII art, except the magic comes from the fact that it’s very long and as your screen scrolls to show it, an animation effect becomes apparent. Does that make sense?

Here, let me hack up a basic example in… well, QBASIC, why not:

Anyway, The Scroll Art Museum has lots of them, and they’re much better than mine. I especially love the faux-parallax effect in Skulls and Hearts, created by a “background” repeating pattern being scrolled by a number of lines slightly off from its repeat frequency while a foreground pattern with a different repeat frequency flies by. Give it a look!