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Month: February 2025

  • Reply to Blogging for traffic not design

    Andy Hawthorne criticised a new website owner for not using a popular CMS, arguing that this would necessarily impact their SEO and so invalidate the point of their website (that point being, Andy presupposes, to attract views). I dispute... almost every single part of that argument.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (948 words)

    • Reply
    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 February, 2025
  • Framegrab from video showing a Nespresso machine making coffee, with the subtitle 'six shots of this caffeinated brown tea'.

    Get Ready with Me: Techfluencer Edition

    WordPress.com's YouTube channel just shared an influencer 'get ready with me'-style video but featuring a techfluencer. It's... weird? But funny?

    Read more (152 words)

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    • posted 19 February, 2025
  • A lunchtime dog walk was made especially delightful by the growing warmth of the approaching British springtime. It's really bright and pretty out, this afternoon!

    Full image of A French Bulldog in a harness but no lead stands in front of a empty field, under bright blue skies with sparse clouds. Bare wintery trees can be seen in the background, bathed in warm yellow light.
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    A French Bulldog in a harness but no lead stands in front of a empty field, under bright blue skies with sparse clouds. Bare wintery trees can be seen in the background, bathed in warm yellow light.

    • Note
    • posted 18 February, 2025
  • An arrow points from a WordPress logo to a ClassicPress logo, with the stylised/sliced 'Q' that is the icon of DanQ.me sitting atop the arrow.

    WordPress to ClassicPress

    A few weeks ago I switched this blog to ClassicPress, a fork of WordPress. Here's a deep dive into how (and why) I did it, as well as a look into what my experience so-far has been with this (mostly-)cut-down version of the world's most popular CMS.

    Read more - about 10 minutes (2205 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 18 February, 2025
  • Large companies find HTML & CSS frustrating β€œat scale” because the web is a fundamentally anti-capitalist mashup art experiment, designed to give consumers all the power.
    - Mia, 2019

    This is what I needed to be reminded, today.

    Read more (114 words)

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    • of this original
    • posted 17 February, 2025
  • Image representing post: Queers make the world a safer place

    Queers make the world a safer place

    Cat shares the experience of his friend who semi-independently discovered that queer-friendly online spaces are an antidote to patriarchal toxic masculinity. Because duh. A delightful tale.

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    • of this original
    • posted 17 February, 2025
  • A pop-up notification indicating that the terms have been updated. The message states that by accepting, users agree to the updated Terms of Service, which includes an arbitration provision and class action waiver. It also mentions the processing of user information as described in the Privacy Policy, including potential sharing with third parties about the use of Bloomberg.com. A button labeled "Accept" is provided for users to acknowledge the terms.

    Bloomberg's Terms

    Chris Messina remarked about the insane terms and conditions that Bloomberg.com require you to agree to in order to read a news article, effectively signing away your rights. Except... I don't see the dialog: I just see the articles. I haven't given consent, and they can't conceivably prove to the contrary... 😈

    Read more - about 3 minutes (695 words)

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    • of this original
    • posted 17 February, 2025
  • Dan stares into the camera, pointing to himself with the first finger of his left hand, which is pouring blood from a deep laceration.

    Cleaved

    What's got nine working fingers and shouldn't be allowed to own a meat cleaver? This guy! πŸ‘‰πŸ©ΈπŸ˜₯

    Read more (173 words)

    • Article
    • posted 16 February, 2025
  • Monday Punday comic #179, featuring a handheld electric whisk alongside a bowl of batter, in which model phone icons used to represent the strength of a wireless connection appear.

    Monday Punday

    For almost a year I've been slowly working my way through the archives of Monday Punday, a webcomic which challenges the reader to solve picture-based pun puzzles. Give it a go!

    Read more (201 words)

    • Article
    • posted 16 February, 2025
  • Dan with his dog on a muddy footpath.

    Found GC2F23P A Road Anarchy - A40 Eastbound to Oxford

    This checkin to GC2F23P A Road Anarchy - A40 Eastbound to Oxford reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. No logs here since... 2023!? Mindboggling.

    The geopup and I were out running some errands this damp afternoon and figured we'd take a walk near here. Spotting the cache on our radar we …

    Read more (97 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GC2F23P
    • posted 15 February, 2025
  • The sustain pedal broke on our upright piano.

    Normally the insides of the piano are a terrifying place that only our tuner gets to look at. A scary realm whose mysteries I cannot begin to comprehend.

    But I was feeling very brave, so I popped it open, found this troublesome hinge, and bodged a fix. It sounds great.

    I feel accomplished.

    Full image of Behind the lower front board of an open upright piano, a hand reaches in between the pedal rods and the soundboard to point at the hinge screw of the sustain pedal.
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    Behind the lower front board of an open upright piano, a hand reaches in between the pedal rods and the soundboard to point at the hinge screw of the sustain pedal.

    • Note
    • posted 14 February, 2025
  • 5ΒΌ" floppy disk, 3M branded, labelled "ABM, BACKGAMM, BLKJACK, BUGS, CMINOR, HANGMAN -> TYPE DOCUMENT FIRST, INSULTS, PORKEY". A Post-It note on the sleeve reads "INSULTS" and has pictures of the "Esc" and "Num Lock" keys.

    INSULTS.COM

    As a kid, I enjoyed a 1983 program that dynamically generated insults. So I found a copy of it, reverse-engineered it, and reimplemented it in Perchance. Who wants to be insulted?

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    • Article
    • posted 14 February, 2025
  • Reply to Ed Catmull on Change

    Matt talked about change, and mentioned the history of WordPress. I weighed-in, talking about my (positive) experience of open source in an environment of change, and contrasting it to fighting with Squiz CMS at the Bodleian!

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    • Reply
    • posted 13 February, 2025
  • I have A Plan for today. Step #2 involves a deep-dive into Algolia search indexing, ranking, and priority, to understand how one might optimise for a diverse and complex dataset.

    So obviously step #1 involves a big ol' coffee and a sugary breakfast. Here we go...

    Full image of A wooden kitchen surface containing a red mug full of freshly-brewed coffee alongside a plate painted with fruits on which sits a heart-shaped doughnut, topped with chocolate and decorated with an iced motif of a sunflower. Beneath the plate, out-of-focus, are the pages of a news periodical.
    Alt

    A wooden kitchen surface containing a red mug full of freshly-brewed coffee alongside a plate painted with fruits on which sits a heart-shaped doughnut, topped with chocolate and decorated with an iced motif of a sunflower. Beneath the plate, out-of-focus, are the pages of a news periodical.

    • Note
    • posted 13 February, 2025
  • Mobile phone, held in a white person's hand, showing an online banking screenshot: a payment to John Smith is being configured, with the reference set as "Minge fuck slag".

    The 55 Words you Can't Say in Faster Payments

    Step aside, George Carlin! Sam Easterby-Smith wants to share with the world the 55 words you can't say in a UK faster payments reference.

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 12 February, 2025

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