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Year: 2012

  • My mobile banking app, showing me a special six digit code.

    Cardless Cashpoints

    RBS Group banks now offer the ability to withdraw cash from ATMs without using a bank card, by making the withdrawal request from their mobile app. Dan gives it a go, and shares his thoughts on the process.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (949 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 14 June, 2012
  • CCTV camera.

    Internetland

    In Internetland, everybody has prosopagnosia. That's why it's so important that the people who live there treat their passwords with care. Dan tells a story about Alice, Bob, Eve, and an antiques store.

    Read more - about 9 minutes (2078 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 13 June, 2012
  • Spee Kin Dork Weans Anguish

    Darn desk covers eh Anguish languish, you sing eat toucan fusion Hanoi owl office fronds.

    Read more (98 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 June, 2012
  • The Signal and The Noise album cover, showing a man in a dark room shining a torch on a woman, tied up and lying on a wooden floor, with her hand on a note.

    The Signal and the Noise

    Dan says nice things about Andy's new album, The Signal and the Noise, and offers to post his "spare" copy to you. Want it?

    Read more (399 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 9 June, 2012
  • Geegee!

    G G

    AltGeegee!

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    • posted 29 May, 2012
  • TIL that in 1970, British Rail patented the design of fusion-powered interstellar spaceship


    British Rail flying saucer
    The British Rail flying saucer, officially known simply as space vehicle, was a proposed spacecraft designed by Charles Osmond Frederick.
    Purpose
    The flying saucer originally started as a proposal for a lifting platform. However, the project was revised and edited, and by the time the patent was filed had become โ€ฆ

    Read more (440 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 28 May, 2012
  • I worry that Facebook is killing meaningful communication.

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    • posted 28 May, 2012
  • Oxford [UK], I am disappoint.




    Last year, I saw at least one other person, proudly wearing their towel. This year? Nothing. I even made sure to take a walk out in the glorious sunshine on my lunch break, and didn't find even a single other towel-wearer. What is the world coming to, when you can't even rely on a โ€ฆ

    Read more (99 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 25 May, 2012
  • I'll never be good enough.




    I've got chests full of diamonds and a huge fortress of solitude in my singleplayer world. I've found the End Portal and I've got enough eyes to activate it. But why bother? Alone, I don't stand a chance against the Ender Dragon anyway: I'm just not that good a player. And it doesn't matter โ€ฆ

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    • posted 25 May, 2012
  • Alcohol purchased in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises.

    Alcohol may only be consumed... in a parallel dimension?

    AltAlcohol purchased in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises.

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    • posted 23 May, 2012
  • Sign: "Alcohol purchases in this motorway service area can not be consumed inside or outside the premises."

    Signs Seen in Service Stations

    After a few motorway service station visits, Dan wonders how to drink alcohol in a parallel dimension, and whether its okay for Costa to make light of addictions.

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    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 23 May, 2012
  • Image representing post: Eurovision Spectacular 2012

    Eurovision Spectacular 2012

    Eurovision Night 2012 is on Saturday, and it's time that we brought our disparate Eurovision Night Parties together via the power of the Internet. Let's share the experience.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 21 May, 2012
  • Piranha 3DD. Twice the terror. Double the D's.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema - Part 2

    In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (491 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 15 May, 2012
  • Avengers Assemble.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema - Part 1

    Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don't watch a film. However, they do have a good old complain.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (587 words)

    • Article
    • 7 comments
    • posted 14 May, 2012
  • Flatland movie poster

    Shapes on a plane.

    AltFlatland movie poster

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    • posted 13 May, 2012

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