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Month: August 2009

  • Post-BiCon Disasters

    It's not all fun and games, though. In fact, it feels like it's going to be one of those weeks.

    When I got back from BiCon, I discovered that somehow, in my absence, my fridge/freezer has gotten turned down to the lowest setting, turning it from a chilled box into a room-temperature cupboard, and โ€ฆ

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 25 August, 2009
  • My BiCon 2009 badge

    BiCon 2009

    This weekend, I was at BiCon 2009 (my third BiCon - I guess that makes it a tradition), and it was awesome. Here's a short summary of the highs and lows:

    Travel

    Worcester's closer than I remembered, and - once Claire'd gotten used to the Vauxhall Astra we'd rented - we made good time there and back. โ€ฆ

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    • posted 24 August, 2009
  • Paul Isn't A Murderer

    Much thanks to Ruth and Paul for running an awesome murder mystery party last night, and to Rory for snapping some great photos. We played Death By Chocolate, in which American tycoon Billy Bonka had been murdered, but by whom?

    [warning: contains spoilers for the Death By Chocolate murder mystery pack]


    Most remarkably, it wasn't Paul's โ€ฆ

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    • posted 20 August, 2009
  • Ten Weirdest Sex Toys I've Ever Seen [NSFW]



    This was one of my most-popular articles in 2009. If you enjoyed it, you might also enjoy:

    A dirty-looking calendar I found at work (2011).
    My beliefs about why it's wrong to lie to children about Santa (2009), complete with pictures of naughty elves.
    An argument I had (2011) with the Office of โ€ฆ

    Read more - about 14 minutes (3246 words)

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    • posted 19 August, 2009
  • Board Games And Waterfalls

    It's been a fun, full weekend. Highlights include:

    A good Troma Night

    In case you weren't following, Troma Night is on Fridays nowadays. We watched the fantastic 1945 film Brief Encounter, which I'd highly recommend, and Lava, which I wouldn't (although if you do see it, watch 'til the end: it improves, I promise).

    Same about the early โ€ฆ

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    • posted 17 August, 2009
  • I Hate My Job [seen online]

    I laughed so hard, I had to share this story with you:
    My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The โ€ฆ

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    • posted 5 August, 2009

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