Disappointed with the shape of your turds? Bored with “sausage-shaped” shit? Why not treat yourself to a pack of 10 Turd Twisters? Inserted carefully into the anus, they allow you to mould your faeces into amusing and interesting shapes. They’re “one-size-fits-all”, dishwasher safe, and come with their own special Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord, just in case they get embedded too deeply into your rectal cavity.
Plus, when you order, you get a free book, “How To Twist Your Turds.”
Well that just ruined all my childhood memorys of Play Dough.
That wasn’t a kitten…it was a cat!!!
Get over it.
Amazing. I just revisited this 14-year-old link and it still works! The Turd Twister website is alive and well and looks just like it did a decade and a half ago! Nice one!