Thank you to Faye for pointing out that Reb (you
know, the girl I was going out with for a couple of years a few years back) has posted a comment to my
blog. That’s cool – I didn’t know she read Scatmania…
…hang on, wait a minute – she probably doesn’t read Scatmania… hmm… <checks the logs>…
This might get messy – read on at your own risk.
She came to the site from a Tiscali broadband account (IP address 22.214.171.124, Windows XP, Internet Explorer 6, if anybody else feels like
tracing her movements <grinz>) on the afternoon of Saturday 25th June – so she’s back in the UK (presumabley Spain or wherever-she’s-been wouldn’t keep her). She posted
her comment at about half past one, then came back at about a quarter to ten in the evening to look back at the same post (perhaps to see if I’d responded yet). There’s no evidence to
suggest that that IP address has ever connected to any other Big.FatBeast sites before, which implies that she probably was ‘directed’ to the
site for the purpose of reading this post, rather than being a regular reader.
Unless she came from a secured site (Internet Explorer doesn’t send a referrer header
when coming from a secure site), she came directly to the site (no referrer was set on either of the two visits), suggesting that she either typed the URL directly or that she
clicked on it in some non-browser window (e.g. POP3 e-mail, instant messenger, etc.).
These facts – her not being a regular reader, and her visiting from a non-web link – suggest that somebody who does frequently read Scatmania regularly decided
that she ‘ought to see’ that particular post, and told her. Which is interesting, because I wasn’t aware that any of my regular readers maintained contact with Reb.
The last visitor to Scatmania before her was a non-regular, too: somebody working for the Inktomi corporation in Calafornia, which doesn’t seem to be a likely lead. A
better bet is the last person to have paid a reasonable deal of attention to the post in question, an AOL UK user who appears to be a regular reader who follows my LiveJournal feed.
Fascinating, isn’t it.
Anyway; I digress. If my clipboard remembers rightly, Reb said:
Where all the money you owe me from the House London ?
I’m normally not so picky about people’s spelling, punctuation, and grammar (mine’s not great), but because it’s Reb, and it makes me feel better to put her down, I’ll make an
“Where all the money” – it just me, or there a very obvious conjunction missing here?
“the House London” – there it again!
“House” – it’s a noun, not a pronoun; no need to capitalise.
“London ?” – one too many spaces, there.
Not bad for an 11-word sentence, Reb!
I’ll be answering your question in due course; scroll down to ‘The Million Dollar Question’, below.
Reb writes to Faye’s journal:
Re: I’m Confused
Darling with Dan you must be !!
In bed I taught him all he knows… And it did’nt take long.
Speaking of confused… I am… I have no idea what on Earth she’s trying to say, here! But let’s try to take it apart anyway:
“Darling with Dan you must be !!” – was this reply directed at me, or Faye, or The Devil (you replied to the latter). I guess you must be directing it at Faye. In this case,
I’m sure she must be confused… I have no idea what you’re trying to say, and I doubt she does either. However, if you’re trying to imply a sexual relationship between her and I,
you’re badly mistaken. Perhaps you’re mistaking me for one of those other long-haired Prestonians you screwed over? (Craig, Nicholas… etc.)
“In bed I taught him all he knows… And it did’nt take long.” – *shocker* Yes, it’s true! My secret is out! *shocker* Reb – you’re the only
person with whom I’ve ever had a sexual relationship, or, at least, I’ve never done anything original with anybody else since breaking up with you – all those other men and women
meant nothing! Please take me back!! *shocker*
But more seriously now – you’re fucked in the head, girl: the only thing that could be perceived as true in your statement would be “And it did’nt take long.” – after all,
the thought of having sex with me seemed never to be on your mind… at least, after we’d gotten together it wasn’t, anyway.
Taught him all he knows… jeez; if I kept the reciept from the lesson, could I give it back? Unwanted gift?
The Million Dollar Question
Okay, so we’re not talking about a million dollars here, but I thought it was a cool heading anyway. Besides, Reb’ll probably argue that a million dollars is close to the mark,
or some such shit. In any case –
In answer to your badly-worded question about money, I reiterate the point I made in August 2002: as soon as you show or demonstrate any evidence at all that I owe you any money at
all, I’ll consider your point. By my estimations, it’s you who is indebted to me, on account of the thousands of pounds (which, as a student, I didn’t have) I
spent, the hours I worked, and the possessions I sold in the deluded suspicion that it could possibly satisfy you or make you happy. But in the end, this was my fault,
and my sacrifice, that I am still paying for (and will be for years to come). And, more to the point, I’d rather have to deal with these repercussions than
ever have to see or speak to you again.
Well; that was brutal, but I feel better for it. How about the rest of you.
I promise I’ll post something cheery within the next hour or so…