Year: 2003
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Chilli!
As Kit relates, too, we made a fab chilli con carne (and, using Quorn mince, a 'chilli non carne' for Paul). Recipe as below (feel free to steal, adapt etc.):
AUGUST CHILLI
serves 8
1 225g tin chopped tomato
1 5-portion bottle "sundried tomato" pasta sauce
4 medium tomatoes, thinly sliced
1 tube double concentrate tomato paste
1 tube chilli paste
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Reb Leaves The Country!
It turns out that Reb (my ex-) was trying to get in touch with me to tell me that she was leaving the country: she'd decided on Saturday night that she wanted to tell me that today (Tuesday) she'd be leaving the UK to go and work for six months in Benidorm, returning for a …
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Eventful
Been excessively busy this last week: lots and lots of work. Pulled a 16-and-a-half hour work day on Wednesday, fixing the entire network where my co-workers were unable to. It's a lot nicer now. In other news, I won an eBay auction for a copy of the 1974 edition of Parker Games "Careers" board game, …
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A Vasectospectacular Mistake
So this Brazillian man with a ear infection goes in for surgery, and, as a result of his sore ear, mis-hears the name announced in the doctor's waiting room, and accidentality gets a vasectomy.
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Dating Agency Stupidity
I saw this dating site today (don't ask how I came across that in my daily webtrawl)... the page in question has two major flaws:
1. Why would a dating company offer a "lifetime membership"? If they were truly any good at what they did - i.e. matchmaking - then shouldn't you not-need to be a … -
Plague
It's contagious! I have a dull ache in my head and a mild nausea.
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How Am I Supposed To Feel?
After my stressy-rant the other day, Claire, Kit and Paul started tidying up Claire and my flat. My suspicions - that they were doing this to try to make my life a little less stressful - were confirmed by Claire one evening.
They mean well, but I can't help but feel that instead of having lots … -
Progress!
Working late. I've got Club 977 (best 80's cheese on the 'net!) playing as loud as this computer goes, slamming out code at a rate more productive than I've been all week. Finally got past a bug that'd been troubling me for days. Phew! Just in time for a meeting tomorrow!
I've been getting a lot … -
I Want The Goat
Seen Andy's journal entry about goats and game-shows? I'd want the goat. No, really. Goats are cool.
I'm not getting enough work done. However, I did find an interesting web site called My Pole. Make sure you look at the "The History" section. Weird world.
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Stress
Things that are causing me excess stress and reduced sleep:
WORK
I'm writing program features that have been paid for, but may never be used.
I can't keep a pcAnywhere connection to the client open for more than a few minutes.
I've been abandoned to sort out the database replication by myself.
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Those Commie Martians
This story about the European Space Agency by the BBC reads:
...The Mars Exploration Rovers will touch down in January next year, just after the Europeans arrive with their Marx Express mission in December...
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Final Episode Of Futurama
Just watched the final (ever?) episode of Futurama, "The Devil's Hands Make Idol Work", with Claire, Paul, Kit and Bryn. Quite stunning. Very impressive. Very brave. Cool. Watch it.
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Up all night
I've drunk too much coffee and can't sleep. After "Equilibre" last night, Dan and I discovered the difference between men and women is that men don't understand art, and women don't understand art but are good at pretending they do.
Been coding all day. Creating adventure games is harder than it looks! I have two … -
What Meatloaf Song Are You?
I'm I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back. Excellent.
"When you fall, you fall hard. Maybe you get a bit obsessive. Maybe you get a bit homicidal, even. But you've got a rockin' melody and a beat you can dance to."
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Equilibre - Theatre For Horse-Lovers And Other Wierdos
Just got back from seeing Equilibre (horse theatre thingy) with Claire. What can I say? Great music, brilliant dancing, some very impressive singing, the second best use of stagecraft (circumstances given) that I've ever seen, the work of a director with great imagination, impressive horseplay...
...but I can't help but feel that I've come away from …