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Tag: television

  • Fuck you Ted Lasso season 4 finale, I hadn't planned on crying today. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 7 October, 2026
  • Top surface of a TV soundbar showing plus, minus, and power buttons, and a red LED.

    BeepAlive - keeping my soundbar from going to sleep

    My dog ate the remote for the soundbar on my TV/media centre, and it keeps going into 'sleep mode'. So I wrote a software tool that periodically makes an inaudible noise to trick the soundbar into staying 'awake'. That's how a hacky engineer like me fixes a hardware problem with a software solution!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (594 words)

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    • 4 comments
    • posted 4 August, 2026
  • ๐ŸŽถ It starts with sausage,
    A hot dog in a bun.
    One simple sausage,
    Put some mustard on one...

    Is it just me, or are (sinner) Sir Pentious's colours reminiscent of a hot dog?

    Full image of Sir Pentious, an anthropomorphic snake from Hazbin Hotel, in black and yellow longitudinal stripes with red 'eyes'.
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    Sir Pentious, an anthropomorphic snake from Hazbin Hotel, in black and yellow longitudinal stripes with red 'eyes'.

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    • posted 17 June, 2026
  • Something's gone wrong on the Jellyfin server I use to manage my household's film library, resulting in some unexpectedly-funny repetition...

    Full image of TV screen interface showing posters for many films. Groundhog Day is listed twice in succession. This is funny because the film is about a celebration date, 'groundhog day', repeating itself.
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    TV screen interface showing posters for many films. Groundhog Day is listed twice in succession. This is funny because the film is about a celebration date, 'groundhog day', repeating itself.

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    • 3 comments
    • posted 30 April, 2026
  • Some pissed old fart reading a newspaper called "The Hammersmith Bugle" with the headline "No news shocker..."

    Finding the right Bottom Hole paper

    Terence Eden takes us on a rabbithole of trying to work out what actual newspaper formed the basis of the newspaper prop in an episode of Bottom, and it makes an amusing ride-along.

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    • posted 19 April, 2026
  • Cover of Taskmaster: 220 Extraordinary Tasks for Ordinary People, showing author Alex Horne, sitting on a small throne, being pushed in the face by Greg Davies, in a larger throne.

    Taskmaster: 220 Extraordinary Tasks for Ordinary People, by Alex Horne

    I recently read Taskmaster: 220 Extraordinary Tasks for Ordinary People by Alex Horne, and was... underwhelmed.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 February, 2026
  • Chloe (Krysten Ritter) speaks to Luther (Ray Ford) across a desk, while James Van Der Beek - playing a fictionalised version of himself - poses in the background to show off the jeans he's wearing.

    RIP James Van Der Beek

    James van der Beek died this week of bowel cancer; he was only a couple of years older than I am. I guess I'm at that point of my life where unexpectedly-early celebrity deaths might start being "around my age".

    I'm neither young nor angsty enough to enjoy a re-watch of Dawson's Creek, but I especially loved him in Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 so maybe I'll re-watch that.

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    • posted 12 February, 2026
  • I really liked Only Murders in the Building. It started with a fun premise. It grew into something hilariously self-aware. I'd recommend it.

    But man, the fifth season had the most-disappointing reveal/conclusion imaginable.

    Hoping the promised sixth season does better.

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    • posted 13 November, 2025
  • Composite of four images of Dan, a white man with long hair and a beard. He's wearing a hoodie with a picture of Fluttershy (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) wearing the iconic armour from the Elder Scrolls: Skyrim video game. In each of the four pictures he's wearing a different hat: a rainbow-striped bandana, a blackcap with the word 'GEEK' on the front in white lettering, a warm furry hat, and a purple woolen hat with a "Woo" logo.

    Ten Pointless Facts About Me

    A 'ten questions about yourself' quiz is circulating the blogosphere, and I figured I'd join in (and wear four different hats, in the process).

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1662 words)

    • Article
    • posted 4 November, 2025
  • In a kitchen, a hand holds a purple foil packet of Samyang Buldak noodles, "Habenero Lime" flavour.

    Buldak

    Based almost-entirely on seeing some folks on Nebula do a blindfold taste test challenge of some Korean ramen, JTA ended up importing some of the same brand and I ate some for my lunch. Here's what I made of them.

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 19 July, 2025
  • Human-sized scarecrows of classic childrens' TV characters Bill and Ben the Flower Pot Men and their friend Little Weed, constructed mostly out of plant pots, standing at the corner of a road by a wood-panelled outbuilding.

    Scarecrows

    As part of the Village Festival, there's a scarecrow competition around my way with a televisual theme. I love that my local community works so hard to carve out an individual identity and personality for itself!

    Read more - about 4 minutes (829 words)

    • Article
    • posted 17 June, 2025
  • Screengrab of a remotely-delivered conference talk: Juan talks about a complex-looking mathematical formula; a section labelled 'chaotic energy factor' is highlighted.

    Calculating the Ideal "Sex and the City" Polycule

    When Juan Pablo Sarmiento thought to himself "couldn't Sex and the City's love triangles be squared-away by polyamory?" he didn't just sit down and write slashfic. No; he came up with a formula for idealised polycules, and open-sourced the algorithm. That's my kind of nerdity!

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    • posted 20 September, 2024
  • Poster for BEEF

    BEEF

    Just when I thought I'd already seen the best imaginable television series to star Ali Wong and Steven Yeun in the form of Tuca & Bertie... suddenly BEEF comes out of nowhere and it's flipping amazing.

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    • posted 18 January, 2024
  • Still from Hot Shots!. Owatonna, an older Native American man, sits surrounded by animal skins. An English subtitle reads "So, who won?" A Japanese subtitle reads "่ชฐใŒๆˆฆไบ‰ใซๅ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ™ใ‹?", which translates as "Who won the war?"

    Hot Shots, Part Dream

    Dan shares a dream in which he starts a meme about a non-existent 80s kids TV show inspired by a loose translation of a scene from Hot Shots! Wait, what?

    Read more - about 5 minutes (970 words)

    • Article
    • posted 12 November, 2021
  • Tweet by @wordpressdotcom: Good question. What ARE blogs in 2020? #whatareblogs Thanks for featuring us on tonight's episode, @Jeopardy!

    What are blogs?

    @wordpressdotcom shares a video from Jeopardy in which wordpress.com is featured.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (18 words)

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    • posted 5 February, 2020

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