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Tag: sex toys

  • Vintage vibrators

    Review: Vintage Vibrators

    Epiphora reviews vintage vibrators that are old enough to have belonged to her great grandmother. Hilarity ensues.

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    • Repost
    • posted 16 November, 2019
  • Letters for Lucardo (Oh Joy Sex Toy)

    Letters For Lucardo

    by Erika Moen

    Oh Joy Sex Toy
    Click through for the full review. I've always loved me some Oh Joy Sex Toy, but I've rarely been inclined to buy something off the back of one of Erika's recommendations until now.

    Read more (37 words)

    • Repost
    • 1 comment
    • posted 11 December, 2018
  • Sex Toy Story title card

    We Watched the Toy Story Porn Parody So You Don't Have To [NSFW]

    A wise man once said "To Infinity and Beyond", Unfortunately there's no way of knowing who that man was or in what context it was meant to be understood, so let us instead turn our attention to the Toy Story porn parody - Sex Toy Story The XXX Parody Part 1.

    It says Part 1, but …

    Read more (222 words)

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 24 November, 2018
  • Poundland Nooky

    500 Internal Server Error (minxylydia.com) false There aren't many great things to write about Hounslow, other than me being in it isn't the sort of place that brings in visitors. There's a tired shopping centre, an Asda (whose car park has just been closed), lots of planes going over and Hounslow Heath, which frankly is …

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    • Repost
    • posted 3 February, 2018
  • 50 ways to hold a vibrator | Sexplanations



    Sexplanations

    Read more - about 1 minutes (1 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 28 November, 2016
  • Oh Joy Sex Toy comic

    Chaise Lounger

    We laughed at it when it arrived, we sat on it, fucked on it, and then oh my gosh, we fell in love with it. Guys this silly, ludicrous, expensive lump of foam… is truly wonderful. Look at this thing, it’s BONKERS. Buy it from one of our Friends (With Benefits) USA Liberator Chaise Loungers…



    …

    Read more (62 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 18 October, 2016
  • Ten Weirdest Sex Toys I've Ever Seen [NSFW]



    This was one of my most-popular articles in 2009. If you enjoyed it, you might also enjoy:

    A dirty-looking calendar I found at work (2011).
    My beliefs about why it's wrong to lie to children about Santa (2009), complete with pictures of naughty elves.
    An argument I had (2011) with the Office of …

    Read more - about 14 minutes (3246 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 19 August, 2009
  • Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bottle Of Caern β€˜O’ Moor

    My mum and my sisters came down for the weekend. I'd not quite gotten around to recovering from my illness these past few days, so I was probably at least slightly grotty company, but nonetheless we all had a good time.
    We visited Little Amsterdam, Aberystwyth's first sex shop, shortly after they opened on …

    Read more (271 words)

    • Article
    • posted 29 October, 2003

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