@YodelOnline Suggestion: if your helpdesk closes while people are queueing, CUT THEM OFF instead of letting them pay until they get bored. https://t.co/zW1eBMfXDM

An aging real estate tycoon’s dementia gives him delusions that he’s the US president. We are that delusion. #AlternateRealityProblems

Hey @KutphaneBilkent (Bilkent University Library): couldn’t help but notice your website looks suspiciously like those of @bodleianlibs…? https://t.co/8ehxUxLNHz

A fellow @3RingsCIC volunteer echoed my feelings, recently. https://t.co/ZfDyIYoqqC

Thanks for an awesome hacknight last night @JSOxford + @render_conf…. hey… that’s me on the screen! #RenderConf https://t.co/wsoYCjMr3d

Idea: @jmperezperez’s progressive images (a-la Medium) plus Service Worker to detect failures, sched. a retry. Who want to hack? #renderconf

When you disable text selection or right-clicking you break text-to-speech systems and don’t protect content anyway. @ninjanails #renderconf

The big question when evaluating technology shouldn’t be “how well does it work?” but “how well does it fail?”, says @adactio. #RenderConf

Remember the #psion? (y’know, the best palmtop ever built) @planetcom2017 building a true successor, the #gemini: https://t.co/SmJ9rPdnSj

#SausageSelfie at @notdogsUK’s new RESTAURANT at the Bullring in Birmingham. #vegetarian #joy https://t.co/RsZ9lc0uSs

I might have bought a larger ham than I ought to have. #xmaseve https://t.co/Adq3fHISia

Bought my early bird ticket to @render_conf 2017! I’ve attended every year, including when it was jQuery UK. March can’t come soon enough! https://t.co/QO9aFdGp52

Just discovered that I can make @steam_games purchases with #bitcoin (via @bitpay). Life changed.

My device will restart when, exactly, @Microsoft? https://t.co/UbZck3ZZye

As a huge fanboy of @timberners_lee, I can’t describe how excited I am that he’s accepted a position at @UniofOxford
https://t.co/Q5oWSszbWE