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Tag: funny

  • Image representing post: Higher/Lower Datepicker

    Higher/Lower Datepicker

    Can Dan make an even-worse "date of birth" field than those spinner ones?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (741 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 6 July, 2021
  • Image representing post: Mow-Rio Kart

    Mow-Rio Kart

    Dan's ride-on lawnmower is less cool the one in this video, which plays Mario Kart.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (19 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 13 May, 2021
  • Image representing post: Using every car parking space in a supermarket car park

    Using every car parking space in a supermarket car park

    Dan shares Gareth Wild's achievement of using every bay in his local supermarket's car park.

    Read more (280 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 28 April, 2021
  • Big List of Naughty Strings


    # Reserved Strings
    #
    # Strings which may be used elsewhere in code
    undefined
    undef
    null
    NULL

    ...

    then
    constructor
    \
    \\

    # Numeric Strings
    #
    # Strings which can be interpreted as numeric
    0
    1
    1.00
    $1.00
    1/2
    1E2

    ...


    Max Woolf
    Max has produced a list of "naughty strings": things you might try injecting into your systems along with any fuzz testing you're doing to check for common errors in escaping, processing, casting, โ€ฆ

    Read more (169 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 21 April, 2021
  • Image representing post: The Cursed Computer Iceberg Meme

    The Cursed Computer Iceberg Meme

    Dan shares Blackle Mori's iceberg-diagram/list of computer science weirdness.

    Read more (176 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 April, 2021
  • Image representing post: How to beat Skyrim without walking

    How to beat Skyrim without walking

    ymfah's produced a Skyrim "walkthrough" video with a difference. The difference? No walking is involved.

    Read more (285 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • posted 23 March, 2021
  • P2 user badge for me, showing my job title and team as "Code Magician on Fire"

    I'm On Fire

    In 2020 at @automattic my team, Alpha, forked into teams Fuel and Fire. But it took 'til now for me to notice that our internal systems use something like the string "${jobTitle} on ${teamName}". Which leads to THIS excellent title.

    Read more (46 words)

    • Note
    • posted 2 February, 2021
  • Label: Best Before 8 Jan 2021.

    Best Before

    On his 40th birthday, Dan gets trolled by his breakfast.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (17 words)

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 8 January, 2021
  • Image representing post: COVID Ipsum

    COVID Ipsum

    Using random text generator tool perchance, Dan produces a COVID conspiracy theory themed lorem ipsum text generator.

    Read more (207 words)

    • Article
    • posted 3 December, 2020
  • Endpoint Encabulator

    Endpoint Encabulator

    Dan shares his latest digital project, the Endpoint Encabulator, with an explanatory video.

    Read more (160 words)

    • Article
    • 14 comments
    • posted 13 November, 2020
  • Image representing post: To the future occupants of my office at the MIT Media Lab

    To the future occupants of my office at the MIT Media Lab

    Ethan Zuckerman writes a note to the next occupant of his office in MIT, outlining the quirks of the room and what he knows of its history.

    Read more (344 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 20 August, 2020
  • A nun reading Boy's Life and a boy reading Nun's Life

    7 things we know about the nun reading 'Boys' Life' in 'Airplane!'

    Remember the scene from Airplane with the boy reading "Nuns' Life" magazine? You'll certainly never forget it after you read this...

    Read more (178 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 29 July, 2020
  • Image representing post: My 1:1 with the Queen

    My 1:1 with the Queen

    Martin Beeby shares a recording of his recent 1:1 performance review with Her Majesty The Queen.

    Read more (57 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 16 July, 2020
  • With #lockdown guidance as it stands, only six of the seven dwarfs can meet together in the park?
    The seventh dwarf won't be Happy.

    In fact, he'll be Grumpy.

    Which is a problem, because that means one of the six is Sneezy.

    Read more (42 words)

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 10 June, 2020
  • Image representing post: Man makes money buying his own pizza on DoorDash app

    Man makes money buying his own pizza on DoorDash app

    Dan comments on and summarises a news story that's got it all: screen scraping, pizza, venture capital, loophole exploitation, pizza, tech startups, and pizza.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (584 words)

    • Repost
    • posted 20 May, 2020

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