Tag: fun
Dan And Alex
Fun. Cool. Saucy. Axe Feather.
This was fun even before I realised that tickling her in different places when she was in different positions had different effects.
I like it.
Many years later, I’d go on to recreate this advertisement using modern web technologies.
Robotic Bins And Benches
Singing Benches Let Loose In City, writes the BBC. Just plain weird, say I.
Dan And Alex
Dan And Alex
People have been asking me if these comics are actually related to my co-worker, Alex. Of course the answer is no: I would never say anything so unflattering about such a great and able worker as Alex, nor would I ever call him RetardBoy. And obviously these comics aren’t based on actual events: it would just be wrong to imply that these conversations actually happened in any way, shape or form.
Honest.
Dan And Alex
Dan And Alex
CNPS
Consecutive Number Plate Spotting is a very, very silly game.
And now Claire is doing it. And I’m betting that there’ll be others we know who’ll want to try to beat her at it (I’m looking at you, Paul – there’s a number 1 parked on Bridge Street).
This could get very, very silly.
Dan And Alex
Keep Away From Fire
I hadn’t noticed before, but my jeans have a little label in them, sewn in right by my crotch. It reads:
Keep Away From Fire
Yeah; no shit – that’s my knob we’re talking about. Like I need a warning.
Andy’s Dingbats Challenge
Remember my dingbats challenges? (challenge 1, answers; challenge 2, answers) Well; Andy took my engine and made one of his own, which I forgot to link to earlier. Anyway, go take it if you like, but the answers are probably out by now.
It’s a little bit more random and weird and off-the-wall than mine, mind.
Dan’s Dingbats Challenge II – Results
Great turnout for Dan’s Dingbats Challenge II. Thanks for playing, all of you who did! Here’s the scoreboard:
Position | Player | Time Taken | Right Answers | Total Time |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
The Amazing Wonko
Best score, great time to boot… beat Jimmy by just three seconds. |
3mins, 42secs | 13.5 | 4mins, 2secs |
2 |
Jimmy
Fastest overall time and a very good score. So very close to winning… |
3 mins, 25secs | 13 | 4mins, 5secs |
3 | Dimmer | 3 mins, 51secs | 13 | 4mins, 31secs |
4 | Claire | 4mins, 36secs | 12.5 | 5mins, 36secs |
5 | Paul | 4mins, 41secs | 12 | 6mins, 1sec |
6 | Gareth @ SD | 5mins, 32secs | 13 | 6mins, 12secs |
7 | JTA | 5mins, 57secs | 13 | 6mins, 37secs |
8 |
Ruth
Unfortunatley for her, her second attempt [total time 3mins, 1sec] doesn’t count) |
3mins, 46secs | 9.5 | 6mins, 46secs |
9 | Andy K | 5mins, 6secs | 10 (two half-marks) | 7mins, 46secs |
10 |
“scatman”
(not me!) |
4mins, 10secs | 8 | 8mins, 10secs |
11 | Jen W | 5mins, 52secs | 8.5 | 9mins, 32secs |
12 | Matt @ SD | 6mins, 24secs | 8.5 | 10mins, 4secs |
13 | Hagen @ SD | 10mins, 28secs | 11 | 12mins, 28secs |
14 | Hayley | 10mins, 51secs | 9 | 14mins, 11secs |
14 | John K | 9mins, 50secs | 7 | 14mins, 30secs |
Here are the answers. Click on any of the dingbat thumbnails to see the full-size versions:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Just like the previous challenge, this one began with a particularly difficult puzzle. The words “bird” and “two” appear inside the words “hand” and “bush”, respectively, and the equals
sign states that they have equal worth. Devillishly difficult, but an impressive number of people got it. Half-marks for “a bird in the hand beats two in the
bush”, because it was so very nearly there.
Three cheers.
Finally, a dingbat that everybody can get.
Rock around the clock.
It’s a clock, with the word “rock” repeated around it. Well?
Drinkin’ to forget.
The word “drink” appears in the phrase “24get” (“to forget”), so “drink in 24get”. Anything vaugely close got the marks, but “some kind of low fat drink” didn’t, and neither
did “24 hour drinking”. Difficult.
Head over heels in love.
The word “head” over two (different, just to be confusing) kinds of “heels”, inside a heart (love). Most people got this one, but “feel it head to heel” and “grr argh”
remain the two most spectacularly wrong answers.
History repeats.
I thought this one was really easy, but apparently it isn’t. “History follows history”, “history is history”, “two versions of history” and “past”
are all wrong answers.
Mixed vegetables / tossed vegetables.
Everybody saw the word “vegetables” in here, it seems, and even “chopped vegetables” is worth a half-mark. I thought it would be tougher to put the word back together than it
obviously was.
Once in a blue moon.
Easy, again: the word “once” on a blue-tinted moon. I’ve had complaints from two colourblind participants, but they both got it right anyway.
Green with envy.
More complaints from colourblind participants, one of whom had to hold up something that they knew to be green and squint at them both together to be sure they were actually looking at
something that was green.
Capital punishment.
The word punishment written, quite clearly, in capital letters. “Punishment takes a lifetime” is very, very wrong.
Backseat driver.
My favourite from this set. It’s the words “seat driver” written backwards. Many participants hunted for inner words, anagrams, and all sorts, not bothering to try to read it from right
to left. My favourite wrong answer was “Argh! It looks like revision! Help!”
Tickled pink.
Unpopular again with the colourblind participants. Nonetheless, everybody got it right.
Big Trouble In Little China
The correct answer, which only a few people got, was “Big Trouble In Little China”: it’s the name of a film. “Big Trouble In China” and “Trouble In Little
China” miss the bigger (or littler) picture, and only get half-marks, while “Trouble In China” gets none. Get over it.
No harm in trying.
My second-favourite in this set; one which many people got wrong. The word “harm” is being crossed out from the middle of the phrase “tryharming”, which of course leaves the word
“trying”, with no “harm” in it: therefore, “no harm in trying”. Wrong answers included “self harming”, “out of harms’ way”, and “trying to disarm”.
So, thanks again to everybody who participated, and big congratulations to The Amazing Wonko! Congratulations also due to Jimmy (great fast time – if only you could have shaved three seconds off it or got one more half-mark you’d have one) and Dimmer. Also well done to all those who participated in this and the last one, and got better as a result of the practice.
I’ll leave things there for awhile, but I think that Andy may be working on his very own “Dingbats Challenge” (or something like it) in the near future. Watch this space.
A Diversion From The Election
Looking for a diversion from the fun of tonight’s vote-counting? Here’s Wikipedia‘s "List Of Frivolous Political Parties.
Dan’s Dingbats Challenge II
Hot on the heels (that’d make a good dingbat!) of Dan’s Dingbats Challenge I (results and answers here) comes Dan’s Dingbats Challenge II! The dingbats are, on average, a little easier (and a little more logical), but the penalty for skipping one or getting it wrong has been increased to 40 seconds added to your time. I’m the only person who’s seen them this time around, so Claire is allowed to compete this time.
Will Suz, Andy and Paul struggle to steal first place from one another again? Will Statto or Ruth jump in and take the lead? Will Hayley and Gareth pull their respective fingers out? There’s all to play for…