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Tag: automattic

  • Dan on the bank of a water course, beneath a bridge, unrolls a logbook to sign his name.

    Found GCADM5E Rembrandt park #2

    On my way out for pizza with my work colleagues, a quick and easy find in the first place I looked. SL, TFTC!

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    • Checkin
    • to GCADM5E
    • posted 24 April, 2024
  • On a tree-lined canalside footpath, Dan leaps theatrically into the air as if in incredible excitement.

    Found GCA7Q4A Elephant Parade

    Big thanks to the cache owner for their note. Somehow I'd not seen the obvious route. Followed a family of ducks and soon found the cache location. FP awarded in part for the lovely cache but mostly for the attentive CO who posted a note so promptly. TFTC!

    Read more (76 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCA7Q4A
    • posted 24 April, 2024
  • Dan, his hand cupped to his ear, listens closely at the green-painted door of a water pumping station.

    Found GCA1JJ5 Gemaal Mercatorstraat

    After failing to find nearby GCA7Q4A "Elephant Parade" owing to construction work, I was hopeful of a find here. The coordinates put me exactly on top of a likely hiding place, and with a little exploration (and some pretending to tie my shoes!) I had the cache in my hand. SL, TFTC. Listened for water pumping but couldn't hear any over the traffic noise, I'm afraid!

    Read more (116 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCA1JJ5
    • posted 24 April, 2024
  • Hand-sketched personal coat of arms on notepaper, atop a laptop keyboard.

    Icebreakers - Heraldry and Compairs

    For my team meetup, I developed a couple of icebreaker games - Heraldry and Compairs - and I'd love to share them with you, if you're interested!

    Read more - about 5 minutes (1055 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 April, 2024
  • A torn-up footpath adapted for use by construction vehicles, going over a small bridge at the entrance to a park.

    Did not find GCA7Q4A Elephant Parade

    Finding the elephant and the numbers was easy. But some construction is happening at the GZ and I couldn't see a safe/permitted way to get close. ๐Ÿ˜ข

    Read more (27 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCA7Q4A
    • posted 24 April, 2024
  • Dan waves to the camera; several other geeky folks walk along behind him in a leafy green city space.

    Found GCADMXH Rembrandt park #3

    I've recently changed team at work, so my new team and I have gotten together - from the UK, France, Poland, India and South Africa - here in Amsterdam to meet up in person and do some work "together" for a change: normally we work entirely distributed. After our day of work we did an escape room together, then on our way to dinner I dragged them out of their way a bit to find this geocache.

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    • Checkin
    • to GCADMXH
    • posted 23 April, 2024
  • Image representing post: Found GC7B9CP Platform 9 3/4

    Found GC7B9CP Platform 9 3/4

    This checkin to GC7B9CP Platform 9 3/4 reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. Even on a Monday morning the muggles are lining up to hold the trolley. Not me. As an actual magician, I've no need for such frivolities. Instead, as I'm passing anyway on my way to a train โ€ฆ

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    • Checkin
    • to GC7B9CP
    • posted 22 April, 2024
  • Early morning sun reflects in the water of a peaceful wide canal in central London.

    Found GC1TK6P Narrow Minded

    QEF while out hunting for some breakfast this morning between trains on my journey from Oxford to Amsterdam for a work meetup. Lovely thematic cache container in a great spot. FP awarded. TFTC. Hey, this is my 100th post of 2024! Neat!

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    • Checkin
    • to GC1TK6P
    • posted 22 April, 2024
  • Intranet identity card for Dan Q (he/him/his), Code Magician on Desire.

    Automattic Switch

    Fire, my team at work, has been extinguished and I've been moved to Team Desire. I've struggled to find my feet, but I think I'm settling in now.

    Read more - about 3 minutes (595 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 19 April, 2024
  • Graph showing danq.me, at 234kb, just above gomakethings.com in the 512kb league table.

    Home Page, 50% Off!

    By optimising a few bits of my homepage I've halved its size, which incidentally takes me up from the third to the second league of 512kb club members!

    Read more (374 words)

    • Article
    • 1 comment
    • posted 22 March, 2024
  • A design for a completely different part of the WooCommerce Extensions Management tool, again with a little green blob. Dan's floating head looks thoughtful above it, with a thought-bubble reading "wow, we're really going all-in on these little blobs, aren't we?"

    The Stupidest CSS

    Yesterday, I wrote the stupidest CSS code of my entire web development career. The code itself wasn't the stupid bit; my misinterpretation of the designer's wishes was what caused the problem!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (514 words)

    • Article
    • 5 comments
    • posted 19 March, 2024
  • Laptop and mug alongside a notebook and pencil. In the notebook is written "TODO: 1. Come out to colleagues. 2. ???. 3. Profit."

    Out as Poly at Work

    I've been "out" about my polyamory in every job I've had for the last 20+ years. I recommend it.

    Read more - about 6 minutes (1271 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 5 March, 2024
  • Dan, wearing an Oxford-branded t-shirt, shrugs and looks confused in front of a screen showing Automattic's "Work With Us" page.

    Automattic Shakeup

    Matt's announced a re-organisation we've been doing in Automattic. I like it, because it reaffirms our commitment to doing the most good for our users (whether they're paying us, or not, or even our competitors). But I don't understand how we persuade the world how committed we are to it.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (788 words)

    • Article
    • 9 comments
    • posted 28 January, 2024
  • Dan (wearing a rainbow bandana) waves at the camera; behind him are four work colleagues, and behind that the Colosseum in Rome.

    [Bloganuary] Dream Job

    I might already be doing my dream job. It's not perfect, but it more than makes up for its imperfections by allowing me to pay my mortgage. If money was no object, I'd still do my voluntary work with Three Rings... so maybe THAT'S my dream job??

    Read more - about 7 minutes (1455 words)

    • Article
    • posted 20 January, 2024
  • Email from LinkedIn with the subject "Hiring trends for Magician roles".

    Magician Roles

    Because I work somewhere hip enough to let people tweak their job titles, mine is "Code Magician".
    LinkedIn isn't as hip as Automattic, though, because they keep emailing me sector updates... for the "Magician" sector... ๐Ÿ˜…

    Read more (36 words)

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 14 December, 2023

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