Paraphrased from a conversation in a Manchester pub last night –
              Them: Your [dyed blue] hair is queer-coded, right? Like… you’re telegraphing you’re queer?
              
              Me: I mean… I’m also wearing a pride rainbow t-shirt and my watch strap is a ‘bi pride’ flag. I don’t feel like I’m being
              subtle.
              
              Them: Nah. The hair’s the giveaway.
            












