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  • A toilet in a tiled bathroom.

    A Surprisingly Shit Bathroom

    This bathroom at the holiday home where some fellow volunteers and I are doing some Three Rings work, this week, has a few unusual quirks, including this surprisingly-shit bathroom.

    Read more (60 words)

    • Note
    • posted 7 April, 2025
  • The phone signal is so shit at this year's 3Camp venue that I've had to climb a hill to take a call from a lawyer (whom I'm speaking to about my recent redundancy). Nice to be outdoors, though!

    Full image of Dan, with a laptop, sitting alongside a rural Lake District lane in bright sunshine.
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    Dan, with a laptop, sitting alongside a rural Lake District lane in bright sunshine.

    • Note
    • posted 7 April, 2025
  • I'm off for a week of full-time volunteering with Three Rings at 3Camp, our annual volunteer hack week: bringing together our distributed team for some intensive in-person time, working to make life better for charities around the world.

    And if there's one good thing to come out of me being suddenly and unexpectedly laid-off two days ago, it's that I've got a shiny new laptop to do my voluntary work on (Automattic have said that I can keep it).

    Full image of Black Macbook Pro whose screen shows a locally-hosted copy of the Three Rings web application, overlaid with a terminal running lazygit.
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    Black Macbook Pro whose screen shows a locally-hosted copy of the Three Rings web application, overlaid with a terminal running lazygit.

    • Note
    • posted 4 April, 2025
  • Apparently Automattic are laying off around one in six of their workforce. And I'm one of the unlucky ones.

    Anybody remote hiring for a UK-based full-stack web developer (in a world that doesn't seem to believe that full-stack developers exist anymore) with 25+ years professional experience, specialising in PHP, Ruby, JS, HTML, CSS, devops, and about 50% of CMSes you've ever heard of (and probably some you haven't)... with a flair for security, accessibility, standards-compliance, performance, and DexEx?

    CV at: https://danq.me/cv

    • Note
    • 24 comments
    • posted 2 April, 2025
  • 8-year-old, angry: Give me that fucking thing right now!

    Me: [Child's name]! That's not an acceptable way to ask for something!

    8-year-old, calmer: Sorry. PLEASE can you give me that fucking thing?

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 31 March, 2025
  • Sometimes the kids need to leave your pub dinner before you finish your drink, and you need to take a "to-go" pint.

    Full image of Dan, grinning, holding a quarter pint of beer in few rear passenger seat of a moving car.
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    Dan, grinning, holding a quarter pint of beer in few rear passenger seat of a moving car.

    • Note
    • posted 30 March, 2025
  • For a little while I got to lie in the sunshine and read my book in quiet solitude. But before long I found I was sharing it with a small child and his noisy games console.

    Still delightful, though, and it feels wonderfully Spring-like out there today.

    Full image of Dan, seen from his 'head' end, lies in a hammock with a green book, 'Bored Gay Werewolf' on his belly. At the other end of the hammock a boy plays on a Nintendo Switch. Around them is a garden containing a climbing frame and a washing line full of white shirts and sheets.
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    Dan, seen from his 'head' end, lies in a hammock with a green book, 'Bored Gay Werewolf' on his belly. At the other end of the hammock a boy plays on a Nintendo Switch. Around them is a garden containing a climbing frame and a washing line full of white shirts and sheets.

    • Note
    • posted 30 March, 2025
  • It wasn't until I made time for myself to get out into the countryside near my home and take the dog for a walk that I realised how much stress I'd been putting myself under during my team meetup, this week.

    Istanbul was enjoyable and fascinating, and I love my team, but I always forget until after the fact how much a few days worth of city crowds can make me feel anxious and trapped.

    It's good to get a mile or two from the nearest other human and decompress!

    Full image of Dan, a red leash hung across his shoulders, gives a half-shrug as he smiles for a selfie on a grassy trail between a hedgerow and a field. Behind him, near a weathered old-fashioned footpath sign, his French Bulldog looks at him expectantly.
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    Dan, a red leash hung across his shoulders, gives a half-shrug as he smiles for a selfie on a grassy trail between a hedgerow and a field. Behind him, near a weathered old-fashioned footpath sign, his French Bulldog looks at him expectantly.

    • Note
    • posted 29 March, 2025
  • Thanks to finding a couple of geocaches here in Istanbul, my geocaching "2D convex hull" (the smallest possible convex polygon that covers an area), which I wrote some code to draw last year, just expanded a little further to the East. ๐ŸŽ‰

    Full image of World map, with an irregular near-quadrilatral drawn such that it approximately connects Inverness (Scotland), Istanbul (Turkey), Cape Town (South Africa), and San Francisco (California, USA), encompassing the area within.
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    World map, with an irregular near-quadrilatral drawn such that it approximately connects Inverness (Scotland), Istanbul (Turkey), Cape Town (South Africa), and San Francisco (California, USA), encompassing the area within.

    I've got a lot of the world left still to encircle, but I'm slowly extending my reach...

    (previous map, for comparison: https://danq.me/_q23u/2024/04/dans-geoing-hull-2024-04-03.webp)

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 25 March, 2025
  • With visa complications and travel challenges, this is the very first time that my team - whom I've been working with for the last year - have ever all been in the same country, all at the same time.

    You can do a lot in a distributed work environment. But sometimes you just have to come together... in celebration of your achievements, in anticipation of what you'll do next, and in aid of doing those kinds of work that really benefit from a close, communal, same-timezone environment.

    Full image of A group of men sit on chairs, a sofa, and the edge of a desk in a comfortable large office space.
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    A group of men sit on chairs, a sofa, and the edge of a desk in a comfortable large office space.

    • Note
    • posted 25 March, 2025
  • Hanging with my team at our meetup in Istanbul, this lunchtime I needed to do some accessibility testing...

    ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ

    (with apologies to anybody who doesn't know that in user interface design, a "kebab menu" is one of those menu icons with a vertical line of three dots: a vertical ellipsis)

    • Note
    • posted 25 March, 2025
  • Istanbul is... sprawling. I stood on this footbridge, over the water, to try to comprehend the scale of the place, but it's just massive. The hills, which help the tall buildings to tower over you no matter where you stand, only serve to exaggerate the effect. Quite the spectacle of human settlement.

    Full image of View from above a river, flanked by dense city on both sides, under an overcast sky.
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    View from above a river, flanked by dense city on both sides, under an overcast sky.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 24 March, 2025
  • Next stop, Istanbul!*

    * not actually next stop; I've got a bus, a walk, a bus, and a plane left on this journey yet!

    Full image of Dan, a white man with a trimmed goatee beard and dyed-blue hair tied back in a ponytail, stands alongside a suburban bus shelter and throws a thumbs-up sign. He's carrying a backpack.
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    Dan, a white man with a trimmed goatee beard and dyed-blue hair tied back in a ponytail, stands alongside a suburban bus shelter and throws a thumbs-up sign. He's carrying a backpack.

    • Note
    • posted 23 March, 2025
  • Good morning, Oxfordshire! A freezing-fog farewell for me, this morning, as I get up early to catch a series of buses to the airport.

    Full image of A wet rural road, lit by the sun's first light as it rises ahead, it's flanked by fields full of freezing fog.
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    A wet rural road, lit by the sun's first light as it rises ahead, it's flanked by fields full of freezing fog.

    • Note
    • posted 23 March, 2025
  • There are few moments of self-satisfaction so great as accidentally running a bath to both the perfect depth and the ideal temperature, after forgetting you'd started drawing the water at all.

    • Note
    • posted 21 March, 2025

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