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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • Found GCB1918 Peggy Bedford's blocked gate

    This checkin to GCB1918 Peggy Bedford's blocked gate reflects a geocaching.com log entry. See more of Dan's cache logs. I'm staying in the Thistle Hotel around the corner before a flight in the morning, and stepped out to find this cache - and some supper - before bed. Sorry to hear about your muggle troubles, …

    Read more (67 words)

    • Checkin
    • to GCB1918
    • posted 7 August, 2026
  • Standing in a field, Dan raises his arms in victory.

    Geohashing expedition 2026-08-07 51 -1

    A successful expedition to a hashpoint in a field, while travelling to Heathrow Airport on a Friday evening!

    Read more (355 words)

    • Checkin
    • to 2026-08-07 51 -1
    • 1 comment
    • posted 7 August, 2026
  • Normal F***ing Sunglasses

    DuckDuckGo have gotten into the smart glasses game, and they've come up with a pair that, dare I say it... I would actually buy!

    Read more (49 words)

    • Repost
    • of this original
    • 2 comments
    • posted 6 August, 2026
  • Dan holds a microphone alongside the word 'JPEG'.

    You're Pronouncing JPEG Wrong

    Fighting about the correct way to pronounce GIF is so last decade. Let's fight about how to pronounce JPEG.

    Read more (33 words)

    • Video
    • with an accompanying podcast
    • 7 comments
    • posted 6 August, 2026
  • No green and only two black wine gums in this bag? Feeling robbed.

    Full image of On a desk, a packet of Maynards' Wine Gums has been emptied out and its contents sorted by colour: there are five orange, two black, and ten red sweets.
    Alt

    On a desk, a packet of Maynards' Wine Gums has been emptied out and its contents sorted by colour: there are five orange, two black, and ten red sweets.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 5 August, 2026
  • Top surface of a TV soundbar showing plus, minus, and power buttons, and a red LED.

    BeepAlive - keeping my soundbar from going to sleep

    My dog ate the remote for the soundbar on my TV/media centre, and it keeps going into 'sleep mode'. So I wrote a software tool that periodically makes an inaudible noise to trick the soundbar into staying 'awake'. That's how a hacky engineer like me fixes a hardware problem with a software solution!

    Read more - about 3 minutes (594 words)

    • Article
    • 4 comments
    • posted 4 August, 2026
  • Sainsburys grapes confuse me.

    500g of white grapes are £2. 500g or red grapes are £2.20. So you'd expect 500g of half-red, half-white grapes to be... £2.10, right? But no, that's £2 too.

    So buying 500g of white grapes and 500g of red grapes is cheaper if you buy the mixed packs and then separate them. Why!?

    Full image of Online shopping screenshot showing four packets of seedless grapes. 500g red grapes are £2.20; 500g white grapes are £2.00; 500g red & white grapes are £2.00; 900g mixed (red, white and black) grapes are £3.95.
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    Online shopping screenshot showing four packets of seedless grapes. 500g red grapes are £2.20; 500g white grapes are £2.00; 500g red & white grapes are £2.00; 900g mixed (red, white and black) grapes are £3.95.

    • Note
    • 1 comment
    • posted 3 August, 2026
  • A partially-boarded up and heavily-graffitied residential street with unmaintained peeling paint, in front of which a woman in an enormous red dress walks.

    (Feeling Fucking) Fabulous in Blackpool

    This year, MEEK's Fabulous has been stuck on a loop in my head, but I only just got around to watching the music video. Which, to my delight, is shot in the region of what I reckon is Britain's gayest pub crawl. Let's take a tour together...

    Read more - about 3 minutes (657 words)

    • Article
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 July, 2026
  • I want to write a successful YA fiction where all the characters are boats. Just 'cos I want to see people 'shipping ships.

    Also, one of my characters will be called Slash.

    • Note
    • 2 comments
    • posted 29 July, 2026
  • Apparently, zero of the imagineers building this Disneyland Paris cafe conceived that "Chuck Wagon" sounds like what a cowboy would call a wheeled vomit trough. 😂

    Full image of Faux Old-West building painted with lettering identifying it as the Chuck Wagon Cafe.
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    Faux Old-West building painted with lettering identifying it as the Chuck Wagon Cafe.

    • Note
    • 3 comments
    • posted 24 July, 2026
  • A row of ticket gates in a London Underground station.

    Contactless Transport in London vs Paris

    Paris is rolling-out contactless tap-in payments for its transport network. Sounds like London's... except that Paris's includes a "convenience tax" that seems to disproportionately target short-term visitors. What might this say about each city's relationship with tourism?

    Read more - about 4 minutes (751 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 21 July, 2026
  • Reply to: This blog is written in en-GB

    Terence Eden's blog is (like mine!) unapologetically in en-GB. But maybe his particular cultural references need to be slightly more-specific still?

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    • Reply
    • posted 20 July, 2026
  • Firefighters pull hoses from a fire engine towards the inferno of a flaming cabin.

    "You saved my life!" (or: how my kids briefly thought I was a superhero)

    A misunderstanding by my kids this weekend briefly made them think that I'd pulled a stranger from a burning building... when in reality I only lent him a mobile phone charger.

    Read more - about 5 minutes (975 words)

    • Article
    • posted 19 July, 2026
  • An unexpected start to the kids' and I's glamping weekend last night when the static caravan behind our dome burned to the ground. We spent most of our night half way down a field watching the fire crews tackle the blaze.

    Full image of A static caravan is engulfed in flames behind a dome tent, at night.
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    A static caravan is engulfed in flames behind a dome tent, at night.

    (Nobody was injured; the residents were able to escape out of a window.)

    • Note
    • posted 18 July, 2026
  • Photo postcard showing a valley flanked by deciduous woodlands.

    Hashcard #2

    I received my tenth "postcard from the Internet", which also happens to be my second geohashing "hashcard". How lovely!

    Read more (140 words)

    • Article
    • 3 comments
    • posted 17 July, 2026

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