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Author: Dan Q

Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog.

  • Last Night’s Dream

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [further fragments of this post were recovered on 13 October 2018]

    Last night's dream was somewhat weird. Like so many of mine:

    I'm travelling by train with Claire. We're going to …

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    • posted 18 April, 2004
  • Futurama’s Coming Back

    Okay, it's not certain yet, but Wired News reports that it, and Family Guy (also killed by Fox) will make a comeback on Cartoon Network, with new episodes sponsored by the channel.

    Yay. And, indeed, hey.

    And in other news, to celebrate the change of name from Lindows to Linspire, Lindows.com are giving away copies of Linspire. …

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    • Article
    • posted 15 April, 2004
  • Whatever Happened To The Ship & Castle?

    This is a disaster! According to The Cambrian News, the Ship & Castle has been closed down as a result of failing to pay it's license fees. Now where am I supposed to waste money on good real ale and pickled eggs?

    Will report further once I've had a chance to investigate with my own eyes.

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    • Note
    • posted 14 April, 2004
  • A Demonstration Of The Next Generation Of ‘Phishing’ Attacks

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [further content was recovered on 13 October 2018]

    If you've been on the internet for any length of time at all, you'll probably have come across the concept of a …

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    • Article
    • posted 9 April, 2004
  • JTA with "Netti" the blow-up doll

    TGFPC Script Read-Through

    Dan and friends do a read-through of a film script they've put together.

    Read more - about 1 minutes (7 words)

    • Note
    • posted 9 April, 2004
  • Words Not To Use When You Don’t Want To Scare People

    I hate it when I have to re-write a document to prevent it from scaring people. I've needed to remove the words 'hypnotise', 'malleable', and 'ordeal' from a document before I've been allowed to publish it. Just because people don't like thinking of things in terms of how much probing-within-your-head it involves...

    My workmates and I …

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    • Note
    • posted 8 April, 2004
  • Dead Badger Linux

    Anyone with a pair of pliers can install Red Hat on a toaster or a motorcycle... it takes a real (sick) geek to install Linux on a dead badger.

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    • posted 7 April, 2004
  • Two Men, Two Bikes, One Wall

    After the success of yesterday's run, today I was exhausted. The weather was horrific, and we found ourselves having to pedal hard to get DOWNhill.

    On my account, we had to take several extended breaks, which had us arrive in Stornoway, isle of Lewis, half an hour outside of our target window. I just collasped into …

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    • Article
    • posted 6 April, 2004
  • Two Men, Two Bikes, One Wall

    You get to your third day of an exercise that your body isn't used to and you hit the wall: the point at which your body runs out of all it's immediate sources of energy and has to start the complicated chemical reactions that break down fat into sugars.

    You know this has happened because suddenly …

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    • Article
    • posted 6 April, 2004
  • Two Men, Two Bikes, Six Islands

    Farmer at Berneray warned us that Stornoway, where we'd be tomorrow night, was a bed of sin, with young people drinking at taking drugs (this is a town barely larger, and more isolated, than Aberystwyth). He'd lived his entire life on this tiny island, and knew everybody on it, and it therefore stood to reason …

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    • Article
    • posted 6 April, 2004
  • Two Men, Two Bikes, Six Islands

    Just wrote a fantastic piece about the islands we visited on our second day's cycling only to have this shitty device eat it. So here's a summarry:

    Barra - small. Cycled over mountain, took ferry North.
    Eriskay - tiny fishing community.
    South Uist - long, flat, full of highland cattle and sheep. Heavily Catholic.
    Benbecula - picturesque.
    North Uist - …

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    • Article
    • posted 6 April, 2004
  • Girl, 15, Charged With Child Porn Offences And Sexual Abuse Of Childen

    Not the usual kind of story I link from my 'blog, but this particular case is of interest because the girl in question is both the perpetrator and the victim, so to speak: she posted pictures of herself online, performing sexual acts. From what we can gather, she did this of her own free will …

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    • posted 4 April, 2004
  • Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mission

    The keyboard on this tacky little GPRS device is crap, and I just lost this entire entry to bad user interface design (if you press the biggest button on the device, it throws it all away):

    My dad and I drove to Glasgow, arriving this morning at about 2am. Then, up at 8am for the first …

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    • Article
    • posted 3 April, 2004
  • And I’m Off

    [this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

    [additional fragments were recovered on 13 October 2018]

    Off to Scotland, that is, where I'll be spending a long weekend cycling and island-hopping. I've got a brief stop in Preston …

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    • Article
    • posted 2 April, 2004
  • Chicken-Heated Atomic Weapons, And Quake [TM] For Those Who Miss Text-Based Adventures

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    [further fragments were recovered on 13 October 2018]

    Two fantastic bits of funny news for you this April Fool's morning:

    1. A seven-ton atomic landmine, designed to prevent Soviet advance through …

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    • Article
    • posted 1 April, 2004

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