Note #27302

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

Perhaps it’s because I’ve been away for a couple of days and she’s missed me… but this bleppy dog wanted lots of cuddles and reassurance as we prepared for the school run, this Twenty-Fifth of Bleptember.

An uncertain-looking French Bulldog in a jacket and harness has her tongue gripped in her underbite as the enjoys a hug and scritch from a white human.

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Note #27300

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

I’ve spent most of the Twenty-Fourth of Bleptember travelling, but my bleppy doggo got to go out and play with her best dogfriend.

A pair of jumper-wearing French Bulldogs at play in a grassy meadow. The black one is pouncing the champagne one, who is lying on her back with her tongue sticking out.

Photo courtesy of Lisa from Muddy Paws.

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Note #27298

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

“What’chu lookin’ at?” I’m away from home this Twenty-Third of Bleptember, but managed to snap this epic blep before I left.

A French Bulldog lies comfortably in a sofa, her tongue stuck out in an enormous blep.

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Note #27294

After standing completely stationary on the M25 for over an hour and a half and with no end in sight, I’m getting increasingly confident that I’m not going to catch my flight from Gatwick whose gate closes… in half an hour. 😢

Dan stands among stationary cars and other frustrated drivers on a motorway.

Well, fuck.

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Note #27292

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

Just blepping around the garden this Twenty-Second of Bleptember.

A French Bulldog with a dorky blep stands amongst overgrown grass and weeds, a large plantpot, and some kids toys.

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Note #27285

Developers just love to take what the Web gives them for free, throw it away, and replace it with something worse.

Today’s example, from Open Collective, is a dropdown box: standard functionality provided by the <select> element. Except they’ve replaced it with a JS component that, at some screen resolutions, “goes off the top” of the page… while simultaneously disabling the scrollbars so that you can’t reach it. 🤦‍♂️

Animation showing a dropdown menu for editing a personal profile on Open Collective. The dropdown menu is implemented using JavaScript, and has a bug that means that at some screen resolutions it goes off-screen and parts of it cannot be seen; because its appearance also disables the scrollbar, there's no way to get to the "missing" parts of the menu.

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Note #27284

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

On the Twenty-First of Bleptember this young doggo was very excited to see a field of goats. Goats! I like to interpret her expression as saying “OMG have you seen the thing that’s living in this field!?”

An inquisitive and excited expression let down only slightly by the inevitable blep and by a tentacle of drool! 😂

A champagne-coloured French Bulldog stands towards a wire fence, her rear legs leaning excitedly forwards and her face, turned towards the camera, showing an inquisitive look (albeit with a blep and a long ribbon of drool).

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Note #27281

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

It’s the Twentieth of Bleptember, and I still struggle to conceive of how it’s comfortable to lie down with not only your head but also 50% of your tongue lying flat on your soft, furry pillow.

A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies in a soft brown dog bed with her tongue fully out and also lying flat where she's resting her head.

(This troublesome young lady stole and tried to eat a dry-wipe whiteboard pen yesterday. She’s fine, but it was briefly alarming when she started vomiting bright green ink everywhere…)

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Note #27279

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

Even play-fighting isn’t an excuse for our bleppy dog to put her tongue away. Happy Nineteenth of Bleptember!

A pair of French Bulldogs play-fighting in a grassy meadow. The black one has pinned the champagne-coloured one who's lying on her back with her tongue out.

Photo courtesy Lisa from Muddy Paws.

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Note #27276

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

We took a longer-than-usual walk on this warm Eighteenth of Bleptember morning, and the doggle’s all tuckered-out.

A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies on her side in a basket, sound asleep, with her tongue sticking out.

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Note #27274

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

Sofa Time is Best Time.

A champagne-coloured French Bulldog lies comfortably on a blanket on a sofa, her front paws crossed in front of her and a huge dorky bleppy tongue sticking out.

Happy Seventeenth of Bleptember.

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Note #27271

Sometimes you really want the apparel for a band or album to exist and it just doesn’t. And so, not for the first time, I made my own…

Close-up of a human torso wearing a yellow t-shirt, on which there's a black outline of a five-pointed star with the top point replaced with the silhouette of a person, in the style of the Hamilton logo except that instead of being Alexander Hamilton with his hand held high the silhouette is a basketball player reaching for a leaping dunk. The text on the star reads "Slamilton: A Basketball Musical".

Source image available for if you want one too: https://danq.link/slamilton-svg

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Note #27262

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

It’s the Sixteenth of Bleptember, and our derpy doggle’s back from a playdate with her best friend… although you wouldn’t know how close they are from this picture, in which she seems to be blowing a raspberry at him as she walks away!

Two French Bulldogs wearing blue coats walk across a meadow of grass and clover. The energetic-looking black one watches as the dorky-faced champagne-coloured one of Bleptember fame walks away from him, her tongue sticking out of her mouth and clamped between her teeth.

Photo courtesy Lisa from Muddy Paws.

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Note #27260

This post is part of 🐶 Bleptember, a month-long celebration of our dog's inability to keep her tongue inside her mouth.

It’s the Fifteenth of Bleptember, and our young doggo has never looked so inelegant as when she lies on her back on the sofa with a dorky tongueful grin on her face.

A French Bulldog wearing a teal jumper lies on her back on a sofa, her head hanging over the side, as she receives a belly rub from a human sitting near her. She's looking towards the camera, with her top lips hanging backwards on account of her unusual angle, and her tongue sticking out.

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