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Day: 12 October 2026

  • Last time I made a dental insurance claim, Aviva insisted on sending me a cheque. So I asked them via live chat if I could claim via bank transfer. Yes, they say, although apparently I have to ask every time because "they can't store bank details". Sigh. Fine. At least they'll pay this one by bank transfer.

    Except a few days later they emailed to say they'd lost my bank details and could I provide them again. They asked me to add it to my claim, but their website won't let me do that because the claim is already agreed to pay-out. So now my claim's stuck in limbo.

    Back into live chat I go. I give all the details and we're getting there but then... I suddenly get cut off from the human and I'm back with the robot.

    The robot says live chat closed at 6:30pm so I'll need to come back tomorrow.

    But it's only 5:45pm.

    Is the whole world going mad, or is it just me?

    Full image of Live Chat gatekeeping chatbot saying that live chat is open until 6:30pm, which is in the future, but it's claiming that it's closed.
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    Live Chat gatekeeping chatbot saying that live chat is open until 6:30pm, which is in the future, but it's claiming that it's closed.

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    • posted 12 October, 2026
  • Legs of a couple dancing tango on a polished wooden floor.

    What Argentine Tango is like...

    A series of metaphors about what tango feels like, to me. Like improvising music. Like spinning tops. Like an flock of birds. Or something like that.

    Read more - about 4 minutes (888 words)

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    • posted 12 October, 2026

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