So if you see a reference to Count Duckula, or hear me exclaim “Accrington Stanley!”, or even blush as I describe an utter wanker – please take it as a sign that the hegemony is not universal and some people exist in a cultural milieu different to your own.
I feel like this is an even-more specific dialect than en-GB. What is this, en-GB-1980s? 🤣