Day: 26 July 2006
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The Most Unusual Gift Idea Ever
Disappointed with the shape of your turds? Bored with "sausage-shaped" shit? Why not treat yourself to a pack of 10 Turd Twisters? Inserted carefully into the anus, they allow you to mould your faeces into amusing and interesting shapes. They're "one-size-fits-all", dishwasher safe, and come with their own special Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord, just in case …