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Day: 10 September 2004

  • Homosexual Intercourse Exposure To Be Reduced By Highland Cattle

    In this news story on Ananova, it is reported that a Dutch town is hoping to reduce occurrences of gays using their park for sex by filling it with Scottish highland cattle, which will apparently "scare them off".

    It's a weird world.

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  • Lottery Scratchcards And Illicit Hallucinogens

    Damn weird: last night I dreamt that I found a lottery scratchcard which had not been completed - just two of it's sixteen panels had been scratched off. While I'd not be fool enough to buy one (the mathematics is simple - the lottery is a stupidity tax), I'll happily play one I didn't pay โ€ฆ

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  • JavaScript Random Quote Generator

    A friend sent me an e-mail yesterday asking if I knew of a simple random quote generator that she could embed on her web page. So I've written one, and I'm making it available here on the off chance that anybody else wants it too. It's implemented in JavaScript, and works simply by including a โ€ฆ

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