Day: 1 April 2004
-
Chicken-Heated Atomic Weapons, And Quake [TM] For Those Who Miss Text-Based Adventures
[this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]
[further fragments were recovered on 13 October 2018]
Two fantastic bits of funny news for you this April Fool's morning:
1. A seven-ton atomic landmine, designed to prevent Soviet advance through โฆ -
Operation: Anticipated Container
To those who remain in Aber:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to acquire as many cardboard boxes as possible in anticipation of Kit's upcoming mission in Stirling. Boxes selected are to be at the operatives' discretion, and from targets of oppertunity. Suggested primary targets include Somerfield, Safeway, Lidl, and Kwik Save. Suggested โฆ