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This one’s doing the rounds of the internet, but it made me smile so I’m posting it here…
RESUME – GEORGE W. BUSH
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been”lost” and is not available.
MILITARY:
- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
- I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took…