Claire’s Dad Has Carpet Burns

Of all the things your life would not be complete without knowing, this has to appear way, way down the list.

Nonetheless, we should all point and laugh at Paul, Bryn, and Adam that this 60-something year-old man managed to score within a shorter time frame than they had. When you take everything into account, this is quite an achievement.

Paul; Bryn; Adam – next stop: celibacy!

On a related note, we’ve all promised to help these three get laid sometime this year. Updates to follow.