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Year: 2003

  • Norfolk

    Claire's gone to Norfolk to help her dad move house, among other things. She's back on Sunday.

    Played a little Zelda and wrote a little Three Rings code last night, but didn't do enough of either to be called 'productive'. Rather, I watched The Animatrix with Kit and drank Firestoker and Hobgoblin and Newcastle Brown Ale.

    I …

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    • Note
    • posted 18 June, 2003
  • Friends

    It is Claire's birthday.

    "Our feet are going to get wet."

    Somebody had to say it. Somebody did.

    The waves roll up the beach, rustling gently against the smooth pebbles. Claire sits in front of me. Kit is to my side. The remaining embers of the fire flicker, as if trying to fight to hold onto the remains …

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    • Article
    • posted 17 June, 2003
  • Practical Joke Of The Week

    Am pulling off a fantastic one against my girlfriend, Claire. On Friday, our landlord arrived with a plumber to replace the leaky taps in our bathroom. The new taps are very similar in design, but significantly taller. I didn't tell Claire that we have them.

    Yesterday - Saturday - night, after washing her hands, she remarked …

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    • Article
    • posted 15 June, 2003
  • Half-Life 2

    Pre-ordered Half-Life 2 from Amazon for £25 this evening. Sweet.

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    • Note
    • posted 14 June, 2003
  • Makes You Feel Stupid

    Don't you feel really stupid when you plan to go via somewhere on the way to somewhere else, and completely forget about it. I managed that this morning: I'd put some keys in to get cut at the hardware shop around the corner from where I live, gone and bought my lunch from Somerfield, then …

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    • posted 13 June, 2003
  • U.W.A. Professor Dies At ‘Massage’ Parlour

    I laughed.

    [picture rem0ved]

    The chap pictured above, a certain Dr. Williams, professor in economics and astronomy, was found dead this morning at a massage parlour in Cardiff (full story here). Just out of curiosity, I looked up the parlour in question. sexywales.com reports it as follows:
    A Touch Of Class Massage
    112 Woodville Road, Cardiff
    029 2023 6880 …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 12 June, 2003
  • Image representing post: A Violent Evening In

    A Violent Evening In

    Spent yesterday evening drinking and playing Cel Damage with Bryn, Kit and Claire. Cel Damage is a stupidly fun game on the Nintendo GameCube in which up to four players drive cartoon cars around a zany landscape attempting to kill one another in bizzare ways, such as chopping with axes, harpooning, tricking into falling down …

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    • Article
    • posted 12 June, 2003
  • How To Fix A Flat Car Battery For Beginners

    Unfortunatley my plans for a nice relaxed evening over a pint were delayed somewhat by having to help to fix Claire's car, first. In a fantastic display of sense she'd left the headlights on on Sunday night, and all through Monday, and so by Tuesday the battery was very, very dead.

    So she, Bryn, Kit and …

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    • 2 comments
    • posted 11 June, 2003
  • Secret Site Launch

    Happy with my new weblog, I'm launching it now. And, just out of curiosity, I'm not going to tell anybody about it, and see how long it takes people to notice.

    Yes; I really am 'just odd like that'.

    Anyway - that's enough goofing around on the internet at work for me... I'm off to goof around …

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    • posted 10 June, 2003
  • Scatmania Launched

    Well; I finally did it. I finally got myself a weblog. After weeks of peer pressure by such friends as Paul, Alec, and Kit with their shiny LiveJournals, I decided to have one of my own.

    Just to remind anybody who doesn't already know that this isn't, technically, my first weblog. My first one ran from …

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    • 1 comment
    • posted 10 June, 2003
  • Review of Enter the Matrix (PC)

    This review originally appeared on Amazon. See more reviews by Dan. Enter the Matrix (PC), Video Game Rating: ⭐⭐ Released Five Months Too Soon
    As a professional software developer (and an avid fan of The Matrix), I can tell you what went wrong with this game: it was released too soon! While great in principle …

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    • Review
    • posted 9 June, 2003
  • Image representing post: Troma Night VI pictures

    Troma Night VI pictures

    Photos from Troma Night VI, at which we watched Surf Nazis Must Die, Real Time, and 28 Days Later, presented without further context:



    Also a video of Paul performing our traditional starting activity - throwing a sponge from the window:

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    • posted 31 May, 2003
  • Image representing post: Troma Night V pictures

    Troma Night V pictures

    Photos from Troma Night V, at which we watched Les Mémés Cannibales (Rabid Grannies), Citizen Toxie : The Toxic Avenger Part 4, and Monty Python and The Quest For The Holy Grail, presented without further context:



    Also a video of Paul telling Mark about Enter the Matrix:

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    • Article
    • posted 24 May, 2003
  • Image representing post: Troma Night IV pictures

    Troma Night IV pictures

    Photos from Troma Night IV, at which we watched Class of Nuke'Em High, Beware: Children at Play, and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, presented without further context:

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    • posted 17 May, 2003
  • Dan and Claire at the Aberystywth May Ball in 2003

    May Ball 2003

    Dan and Claire go to the May Ball at Aberystwyth University.

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    • posted 10 May, 2003

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