Reb sed:

And different DSL ISP’s too at the same time no less.

But don’t you see? That doesn’t help your claim that your ISP is giving you a short lease IP – that would be proven by two posts from different IPs but on the same ISP in very quick succession. All you managed to prove was that you have access to two portals (the second, on, looks likely to be either an anonymiser, a friend, or another computer within arms reach, duh[!]).

The only thing you exceeded in was spending the rent money.

I don’t know, I think I’m the only man I know who can fake an orgasm well enough to fool his girlfriend.

Meh; and the only things you succeeded in were begging for attention (like now?) and counterfeiting pregnancy tests. We were defective in fair share.