Posts tagged with ‘films’

  • Cougar Town characters playing Penny Can.

    Movie Title Mash-Ups

    21 June, 2013

    Dan and Ruth spend the greatest part of an evening playing "Movie Title Mash-Up", the second-silliest social game to...

  • A Three-Sentence Review Of Looper

    17 October, 2012

    A three-sentence review of Looper, the second-best of the three films in which Bruce Willis travels back in time...

  • Knights of the Living Dead

    Three Films I’d Watch (if anybody made them)

    28 September, 2012

    Dan pitches three movie ideas: "Knights of the Living Dead" (a twisted form of the Arthurian legends, with zombies),...

  • Quiet On Set

    13 July, 2012

    When you watch The Quiet Ones, listen out for Dan cycling past, complaining the whole way about the film...

  • Piranha 3DD. Twice the terror. Double the D's.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 2

    15 May, 2012

    In another bad cinema experience, Dan ends up watching the truly dreadful Piranha 3DD.

  • Avengers Assemble.

    Worst Weekend Of Cinema – Part 1

    14 May, 2012

    Dan goes to the cinema with Ruth and JTA, and they don't watch a film. However, they do have...

  • Darth Vader

    Star Wars – Machete Order

    23 April, 2012

    Ruth, JTA, and Dan watch the Star Wars series in Machete Order - that is, episodes IV, V, II,...

  • The Artist

    2 February, 2012

    Dan and Ruth go to the cinema to see The Artist, and Dan shares his thoughts on it.

  • On This Day In 1999

    8 October, 2011

    It's 12 years to the day since Dan first downloaded a copy of The Matrix, whose massive 1.4GB bulk...

  • First Class Film

    29 June, 2011

    Dan watches X-Men: First Class, and spots his office in the background during a part of the film. No;...

  • Beware: Necrophiliac Paramedics!

    11 May, 2011

    If Dan is killed on his way to work and his lifeless body is raped by a necrophiliac paramedic,...

  • A Video Game Movie I’d See

    8 November, 2010

    Video game movies are notoriously bad, no matter how awesome the game that inspired them. Wing Commander took a...

  • Women in Movies

    19 August, 2010

    Spoiler alert: this blog post contains significant spoilers about WALL-E, and contains minor spoilers about Salt (although these shouldn’t...

  • A Primer Puzzle

    9 June, 2010

    There’s a film that I’m a huge fan of, called Primer. Since I first discovered it I’ve insisted on...

  • Leave Me

    1 June, 2010

    Just wanted to share with you all a short film I discovered today, Leave Me, in which a recent...

  • Ruining One Of My Favourite Films

    10 October, 2009

    As you may know, I’m a big fan of Hayao Miyazaki‘s awesome animated film, Tonari no Totoro. It’s truly...

  • What’s A Cripple Been Up To?

    11 May, 2009

    I’m sick of hobbling round on a crutch. Sure, it was an interesting novelty for the first couple of...

  • Vanilla Sky, A Letter, And A Trip

    1 June, 2008

    VANILLA SKY Perhaps Vanilla Sky wasn’t the best choice of film to finish Troma Night last night on, based...

  • Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy

    1 March, 2008

    A return to Troma Night form. This film is absolutely terrible. Watch it.

  • Quickly, Before They Turn The Glass Into Lesbians!

    5 November, 2007

    So, what have I been up to this weekend, you ask. Well… “Cover The Mirrors” Launch Party On Friday...

  • Manos: The Hands Of Fate

    16 February, 2004

    This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It is far, far worse, even, than Barb Wire. It...

  • Final Troma Night Of The Year

    14 December, 2003

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...

  • Worst 100 Films Of All Time

    10 December, 2003

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...

  • Something In The Water

    10 December, 2003

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...

  • Troma Night

    7 December, 2003

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was partially recovered on 21st...

  • AbNib & Str8Up!

    2 December, 2003

    [this post was lost during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004; it was recovered on 21st March...

  • Cool Thing Of The Day

    9 November, 1999

    Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #43: Meander down to...

  • Cool Thing Of The Day

    8 October, 1999

    Cool And Interesting Thing Of The Day To Do At The University Of Wales, Aberystwyth, #12: Download the entirety...

  • Avatar Diary

    24 January, 1999

    Got up late, and had lunch with my mum before returning to my dad’s house. Made a chicken stir-fry...