Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I’ve heard so far today:
- Clapped too loudly
- Sang too loudly
- Sang too quietly
- Sang the wrong words
- Put their feet too close to the dog
- Ate the last grape
- Ate the wrong grape (!?)
- Finished brushing their teeth first
- Clapped too loudly, again
- Called somebody “buttocks”
- Said somebody had buttocks
- Expressed interest in going a different route to school
- Put shoes on in wrong order
Sounds like they were both being a bit of a buttocks…
@dan Where is Put Their Feet on My Chair?I’m still ready to fight, and I’m old.
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For a time my kids would only go to sleep after being sung three songs in a particular order. Unfortunately they each insisted on different songs, and would scream throughout the other child’s list. Bedtimes were so much fun!
@dan One is enough
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@Clarity One seems like it would be more than enough. Zero would be fine too, I’m sure. Is minus-one an option? 😅
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@dan This sounds like Mastodon complaining about Twitter
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