Ah, the magnificent concrete doughnut. To which, shockingly, I’ve never been – well, past it, but not in it.

Anyhoo, you’re quite right – if I can speak, for a moment, on behalf of the world (and we all know that I can), we can’t match that for a t’riffic weekend and I’m indebted to you for so kindly warming up London ahead of my visit next week.

Oh yeah – miss ya, by the way!