I feel like you owe me a pint too after reading all that! ;) I checked to see if someone has rlp9 and indeed they do, although sadly it’s a female English student who might get a bit scared if some random person started emailing her about ‘fingering’.

There is something wonderfully wry about the last few lines of Finger’s output though that seem to sum up your typical English student:

Never logged in.
No mail.
No Plan.