Instead of “It was love at first sight” How about “Amazingly it’s love at first sight in the morning”

Instead of “I finally plucked up the courage to…” how about “We seem to have stopped looking for now…”

Instead of “…to honour and obey…” how about “…to destroy illogical arguments and laugh when they do something silly…”

And “…I just know that Claire is the person with whom I want to spend the rest of the party..”