Well, I’m sold. Never mind the fact that even *if* a nuke went off at that depth in Jupiter the hydrogen surronunding it isn’t at nearly enough pressure to go fission[1] and the fact that if Jupiter really did start fission the first we’d know about it would be 20 minutes later when it turned into a new sodding star. Forget about all that- a splotchy grey area on jupiter a month after Galileo hit? That’s proof enough for me.

[1] Even at the core, the pressure isn’t anywhere near the level needed to go nuclear; there’s just not enough mass in Jupiter. The mass of a brown dwarf, which are little shits of stars hardly worth mentioning, are still 20 to 50 times that of jupiter- a massive amount more.