I’m here to give you a vote of confidence.
I think these kind of things all the time. I’d give my co-workers comedy gold and all I’d ever get in return would be quizical, annoyed, frightened looks.
The best I get from Katie is groaning.

I particularly like the thing about lettuce. Punning is possibly the most underappreciated of the comedy arts. msotly because it’s usually done badly by tabloid press. When done right, there’s nothing better.

I think most people disagree with this last statement but I stand firm.

Stand proud brother, don’t be afraid to try new things on an audience, don’t shy away from absurditiy (or things that Dan finds funny) and show those philestines what funny really means.