Matt In The Hat: I was a little unclear; pardon me. I couldn’t forgive them – by the definition of “no longer feeling resentment towards them for their wrongdoing” – because the stress and inconvenience caused was significant, and odds are reasonable that such feelings will only fade with more time than today’s words or thoughts. I did not mean to imply that I could never forgive them, because – let’s face it – I’ll have probably mostly forgotten about the event within a few years, and it will be next to irrelevant. I guess I chose some bad words there.

Tom Davies: Yeah, that’s got to be it.

Jon: Best. Explanation. Ever. You win a fried pumpkin.