I’m too shocked to even comment on the state of the flat……… However, if you are likely (??) to be moving sometime
soon would you like first dibs on Sarah’s old bed (the double high-sleeper that you might have used on one of your
visits)? It’s in reasonable nick, with a matress and ladder and has been dismantled (all screws and bolts are there).
If not it’ll probably be going in quids in. If you want it (or might), e.g. for guests I’ll put it in temporary storage.

You can’t stand up underneath it (well….. Claire probably could) but can get a desk and chair under it, cupboards and such
and can certaintly sit beneath it. It’s about a six foot six cube in volume.